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Rumors at the dz.....

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Oh no, now you're talking about boundaries and respect. Those are no fun! Do they apply to me also? Don't tell me I'm going to have to behave myself!

All you guys who tell me you go commando better not be insulted when I don't look you in the eye when I'm talking to you! :)



The boundaries are just for Carrie. I am alarmed that she might use me for her own ends and then cast me aside.:) I must be careful. I have rules for you and if you break them, you must be spanked.

Make sure when you glance around to the naughty bits that you do it in typical girl fashion. Put your finger to the edge of your eye, look down, and say "My, whatevah did I get in my eye." ;) The guy method of saying "Dayum..." and just staring would be so uncivilized. :ph34r:

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What about if I fly there and drive back with you guys?


sounds like a plan! let's see what kinda trouble we can stir in the meantime!

steve



Well, shoot! Viking's the one who started this whole "rumor" mess and he'll be riding with us, right? Shouldn't he be the master in charge of the rumor starting ceremony?
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what underwear???



Aw man! That's what I get for being polite and looking at you in the eye when I was at Perris!

I think I'm gonna start taking notes....;)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Happythoughts and Skymama are nuts!

Let's get a few things straight:

1. I never abide by boundaries unless I respect them.
2. ONLY SKYMAMA AND I CAN ADMINISTER SPANKINGS! Before, it was just me, but I've let Skymama in on my vixen ways!
3. Like, #2, only Skymama and I can say when you can spank us back! Don't worry, we are very vocal about what we want and when!:P
4. I don't use and abuse so Happythoughts should have nothing to be "alarmed" about.

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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>You know, I don't want to drive you guys too wild...
>I'm just trying to be considerate!

And we appreciate that . . . imagine how many more problems we'd have had on the 60-ways if the guys on the load had been distracted by you in a tight jumpsuit . . .

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imagine how many more problems we'd have had on the 60-ways if the guys on the load had been distracted by you in a tight jumpsuit . . .



Yeah, but just imagine how much faster the guys would have dived and docked on her!

Oh, wait, she was on the outer loops . . . nevermind.
quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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BB thinks enuf is enuf is enuf....removes her no tresspassing sign.....and says:"let the games begin"



* Only boring people get bored*


Hey there bets wanna keep busy with me? I know you will break me in two but damnit it would be fun!!!:);)
I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver
My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin

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imagine how many more problems we'd have had on the 60-ways if the guys on the load had been distracted by you in a tight jumpsuit . . .

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Yeah, but just imagine how much faster the guys would have dived and docked on her!

Oh, wait, she was on the outer loops . . . nevermind.



Actually, I was an anchor of a loop, and my loop never fully made it in, so maybe it a nice jumpsuit would have done it!! ;)
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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skydivers where you are wear underwear?



Well, since I don't make a habit of getting that personal with most of them, I just assumed they did. Believe me, I'll be looking a lot closer the next time I go to the dz!
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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Ha ha ha....Skymama is the greatest pal a girl could have.

Although I'm curious why'd you'd be intimidated by me?



You have a kitty that lets you bathe him. Cats are not known for their fondness, so this shows your extraordinary powers of persuasion.

You obviously have extracted mucho favors from BZ. His mind is clearly under the spell of the your wiles. I just shudder that if I was in your presence, you may take advantage of me also.

Your minion Skymama already has men carrying her to and fro. Many pics from Orlando and California already attest to this. I know your powers must be far greater than hers. I would be powerless against the Dark Side. :D:D

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Why yes, my father always told me to be a lawyer b/c of how good I am at getting what I want and persuading people. But, I'm tired of school, so law school is out; sales it is!;)

I get what I want, though, b/c I figure out whatever it is I have to do to get it and do it. Some people would think, "Oh, I can't get that job, or Oh, I can't afford a car right now so I'll just forget abou it." But I think, "Hmm, I might not meet the requirements for that job but I'll find out who I need to talk to, meet w/ them, sell myself and how good I could really do it and see whatever I can do to prove to them I'm the person they're looking for, or sure, I don't have the money right now, but if I do X, Y and then Z I can make buying that car happen in four months."

It's all about believing in yourself, and if things are important to you, you will do whatever it takes to get them done.

My kitty cat just loves me a lot b/c I pamper him like crazy so it's not so much persuasion as it is, spoiling his ass:P

And don't undeestimate BZ...while he is AMAZING and does a lot for me, the efforts are mutual. I do A LOT for him as well, AND he can get me to do things, I might not ordinarly do b/c he asks me to. As flirtatious as I am, make no mistake that everyone in the room will know who is the lucky man! BZ gets a very different kind of attention from me than any other guy does. I make SURE of that!;)

And, he he he...Andrea has her own powers...she is a WONDERFUL woman, if she weren't, she wouldn't be one of my dearest friends. Not only that but she likes me, too...ha ha ha..not a lot of women do b/c they don't bother;)

So, no reason to be intimidated, Bill. I'm sure I wouldn't make you do anything you didn't *really* want to do

;):)

He he he...and let's be frank...you're curious to see what kind of things we can do here on the dark side, aren't you?;)

Paint me in a corner, but my color comes back.

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"So, no reason to be intimidated, Bill. I'm sure I wouldn't make you do anything you didn't *really* want to do" No trapeze, no clowns. :)

"He he he...and let's be frank...you're curious to see what kind of things we can do here on the dark side, aren't you? "

Oh...I have some ideas. :ph34r: But be gentle.:$

Someday Bill, you will call me Mistress 's Darth Vader voice> ;)

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