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eharris

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The entire household, especially the espresso machine, sends its regards.

You still go the power puff sticker on the bonehead?

Eloy! Come on! Balloon jumps and biplane jumps and something referred to as "Nig-Noggery".



Tell ya what - if you can bring that espresso machine to Eloy, I'll see you there!

I miss that machine, oh yeah and you too. If I can spare a couple more days off work, I'll try to get there. Maybe I could go Saturday - Tuesday? I'll talk to a few people and see when they're heading there.

And yes, please tell your kids that the stickers have remained on the bonehead - even though I feel like the bonehead wearing them.

You never did tell me from what source you heard the bad news?
M

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You can try, but Quade doesn't miss much....



"(I always forget that skydivers turn everything around....) "

See...I'm not making this up. You are a skydiver and therefore, in your own words, turning everything around is your idea. :ph34r: Just trying to agree with you. Meester Agreeable. :)

(Psst...Quade...work with me dude...)

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Skeie --

I've got plenty of shots of your butt, but I don't think you'd want them on-line. Ok, I'm not saying this to put you down or anything, but you really need to get a jumpsuit that shows off your body better. ;) The jumpsuit you have now is just too saggy in the areas that count.

quade -
The World's Most Boring Skydiver

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Skeie --

I've got plenty of shots of your butt, but I don't think you'd want them on-line. Ok, I'm not saying this to put you down or anything, but you really need to get a jumpsuit that shows off your body better. ;) The jumpsuit you have now is just too saggy in the areas that count.



Dang Quade - you guys sure don't mess around on this site. Remind me to keep my rear out of your line of vision - wouldn't want to know what the jumpsuit has done to my ass!
M

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Snort!! Thanks, Now I have to wipe the coffee off the monitor.. Innocent he says....


and do you have any evidence to the contrary? hearsay ain't admissable... B|

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Whatever, you slug-squishing deviant.


you *had* to bring that up, you cello-luggin' aviary-dweller... :D

steve

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Well, Q-dog, if you had ever jumped out of a freakin Cessna, and hung from the strut like a ghetto camera flyer, you'd have a great shot of M's front yard as she drops off.

I do.B|



Man that was fun - I forgot all about that beautiful bucket of bolts you made me jump from, JP. You sure know how to show a lady a good time! You deserve ever "front yard" shot you took. Have you decided how we're going to make money yet with my photos?:o
M

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I've got plenty of shots of your butt, but I don't think you'd want them on-line. Ok, I'm not saying this to put you down or anything, but you really need to get a jumpsuit that shows off your body better. The jumpsuit you have now is just too saggy in the areas that count.



Thank you for being that considerate. The jumpsuit I had on in Laughlin was a hand-me-down from Martin. I do have a jumpsuit made to order coming for me, you'll be the first to get the photo shoot with me in it, okay? ;)
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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Her jumpsuit is amazing - it looks exactly like someone wearing a long floppy T-shirt over a regular jumpsuit. I don't know how they did that . . .



You know, I don't want to drive you guys too wild...
I'm just trying to be considerate!
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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Well...ok. If it is because you are concerned for my feelings. I am positive that I have them and I want them protected.



Wow, that's about the first time I've heard of a guy caring more about his own feelings than something of a sexual matter!
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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Well...ok. If it is because you are concerned for my feelings. I am positive that I have them and I want them protected.



Wow, that's about the first time I've heard of a guy caring more about his own feelings than something of a sexual matter!


Hey...backstroke there. I just figured if we weren't going to talk about boinking, I'd still chat with ya. I'm not gay or anything. I just happen to not have to be a sky-hound all the time. I have way too many skychickie-friends. I'm older than all these women so I'm out of the starting lineup anyway. However, the enormous plus-side is that I have twice as many buds as most of these guys. B|B|

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Hey...backstroke there. I just figured if we weren't going to talk about boinking, I'd still chat with ya. I'm not gay or anything. I just happen to not have to be a sky-hound all the time. I have way too many skychickie-friends. I'm older than all these women so I'm out of the starting lineup anyway. However, the enormous plus-side is that I have twice as many buds as most of these guys.



Okay, NOW you're getting defensive....just kidding, as I was before.

Older than ALL the women here?
We were never feeling bored because we were never being boring.
-Zelda Fitzgerald

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