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[jumprunner 0]

This might be kind of entertaining.

Was at LA Fitness last night lap swimming, trying to get ready for another surfing trip. Lo and behold, two pretty cute chicks about 25, come in just as I finished the 8th lap. So, trying to hit up on one, asked her if she wanted to race.

She says "Im out of shape", so I say "well look at me".

Now, I didnt know WTF I was doing, I always consider myself out of shape. So I said that trying to put myself down, when actually it must have looked like I was bragging.

She got pissed. I told her "lets race there and back", she says "dont you have anything better to do?", I say "No", she replies "well, you better find something".

OK, time to back off, that ones' a done deal. I took two more laps, then got dressed, then she swims up and asks me if Im going to take a few more laps, then starts this conversation with me trying to get me back in the pool, we sat there talking about half an hour. I had to go, it was already past 1:00 AM.

Women. Cant live with 'em, cant live with 'em.

[skydivegirl 0]

She probably didn't think you were bragging... she probably thought you were agreeing that she was out of shape. Duh....

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[MattM 0]

bitches....

Matt

[PhillyKev 0]

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She says "Im out of shape",

When a woman asks to be critiqued, or criticizes herself, just go away. There's no way you can answer that would make her happy. Plus if a stranger is putting herself down within the first couple minutes of meeting her, you don't want that headache

[Casie 0]

It's easy for someone to take something that someone says the wrong way. She obviously got over it & started talking to you.....did you get a number???????

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[andy2 0]

Way to go, dude! Keep up the GOOD work!

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[skymama 37]

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She probably didn't think you were bragging... she probably thought you were agreeing that she was out of shape. Duh....

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

For future encounters, the correct answer when a woman says she's out of shape would be something like, "You? Out of shape? (chuckle, chuckle)...how could anyone with such a beautiful (insert body part here) think she was out of shape? Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape. Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)".

I'm just here to help.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[txblondie 0]

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She says "Im out of shape",

When a woman asks to be critiqued, or criticizes herself, just go away. There's no way you can answer that would make her happy. Plus if a stranger is putting herself down within the first couple minutes of meeting her, you don't want that headache

I would have thought that she was either digging for a compliment, which you might not have felt was appropriate so soon, or she's a head case. Either way, if she cooled off later and the two of you got along, that's great...just be careful; many women tend to see things negatively much quicker than they would in a positive way.
Hope you got a phone # after all that!

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[txblondie 0]

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She probably didn't think you were bragging... she probably thought you were agreeing that she was out of shape. Duh....

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

For future encounters, the correct answer when a woman says she's out of shape would be something like, "You? Out of shape? (chuckle, chuckle)...how could anyone with such a beautiful (insert body part here) think she was out of shape? Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape. Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)".

I'm just here to help.

LOL! Excellent textbook response! Wins every time, too!

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Blondes do have more fun!

[Laurel 0]

I am a bit weirded out if a guy approaches me without being introduced. I don't know why. May be she was, too but realized she was being silly - like I have realized before.

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[PhillyKev 0]

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She probably didn't think you were bragging... she probably thought you were agreeing that she was out of shape. Duh....

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

For future encounters, the correct answer when a woman says she's out of shape would be something like, "You? Out of shape? (chuckle, chuckle)...how could anyone with such a beautiful (insert body part here) think she was out of shape? Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape. Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)".

I'm just here to help.

Yeah, then she thinks you're a creep for complementing her (insert body part here).

Or if you take (insert body part here) literally, you go to jail

[jumprunner 0]

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bitches....

Yea, but good looking bitches.

[jumprunner 0]

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It's easy for someone to take something that someone says the wrong way. She obviously got over it & started talking to you.....did you get a number???????

Hell no! If she wants to see me again she'll have to keep going there, like I told her I usually work out there at that time. I already made the first move so let her go out of her way for me. Besides, if she shows up there again at that time its going to be pretty obvious, and she'll be a lot 'easier'. He he he.


Skymama - I was ignoring her on purpose...strategy, and it worked. If I complement her she would just get stuck up about it. She'll be back, she knows what she wants.

[txblondie 0]

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It's easy for someone to take something that someone says the wrong way. She obviously got over it & started talking to you.....did you get a number???????

Hell no! If she wants to see me again she'll have to keep going there, like I told her I usually work out there at that time. I already made the first move so let her go out of her way for me. Besides, if she shows up there again at that time its going to be pretty obvious, and she'll be a lot 'easier'. He he he.

Okay, not the best way to pick up women. Sometimes it works, if the girl is TOTALLY into you or made the first move or is just 'easy'. But typically, women prefer men who will work a little harder for it. At least ask for the phone number, if you're actually interested!
I hate girls who play games, but even worse is a guy who WANTS the girl to play games!

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[ThighMan 5]

Ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!

For future encounters, the correct answer when a woman says she's out of shape would be something like, "You? Out of shape? (chuckle, chuckle)...how could anyone with such a beautiful (insert body part here) think she was out of shape? Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape. Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)".

I'm just here to help.

[jumprunner 0]

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She says "Im out of shape",

When a woman asks to be critiqued, or criticizes herself, just go away. There's no way you can answer that would make her happy. Plus if a stranger is putting herself down within the first couple minutes of meeting her, you don't want that headache

I would have thought that she was either digging for a compliment, which you might not have felt was appropriate so soon, or she's a head case. Either way, if she cooled off later and the two of you got along, that's great...just be careful; many women tend to see things negatively much quicker than they would in a positive way.
Hope you got a phone # after all that!

Nooooo, like I said, she knows what she wants and she'll be back. I got all the time in the world, let her dream a little, then Ill get my way with her. They have a nice jacuzzi pool next to the lap pool...good place for things to happen.

Besides, Im on my way to La Jolla tomorrow night, gonna meet some of the surf divas on Monday, got to go out on a date after I get back here, and Im still trying to hit on this chick at work who keeps getting "goofy" on me every time I talk to her.

And BTW - yall wish me luck, got to ride some waves in this time, objective is to pull a successful back loop on the shortboard. Got my fingers crossed and heart in it totally, got to make it happen. Local shapers got what he considers the most badass board ever shaped and waiting for me to pick it up.

This time Im staying at the bungalow on PB with all the other surfers. "Domitory style", like a bunkhouse, and they bring in a keg every night. Now why does that remind me of skydivers at a DZ? Seems like the same thing only different sports.

But typically, women prefer men who will work a little harder for it. At least ask for the phone number, if you're actually interested!

That depends on the girl and where youre at, sometimes it takes a lot of pressure depending on the situation, ie - in that case I just tell her she's really beautiful and just have to see her again....pour it out. Almost did that with that chick on Squaw Peak last Sat. but was so out of breath, chick was in great shape and couldnt keep up with her. Dammit that pisses me off, she wasnt wearing anything under those shorts!!!

[Zenister 0]

yeah...thats the ticket...


sure you arent throwin a little too much lingo here?? better work on your banter...

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[crapflinger2000 1]

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For future encounters, the correct answer when a woman says she's out of shape would be something like, "You? Out of shape? (chuckle, chuckle)...how could anyone with such a beautiful (insert body part here) think she was out of shape? Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape. Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)

My insertions are:

1) Elbow skin
2) fo'schizzles

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[TitaniumLegs 8]

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Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape.

I, for one, like your shape. Very nice.

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Just look at my big ol' flabby (insert body part here and shake it a little)".
I wouldn't say flabby, but feel free to shake it anyway.

***I'm just here to help.

I'm just here to entertain.

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[skymama 37]

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Now, me on the other hand, I'm out of shape.

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I, for one, like your shape. Very nice.

I wasn't saying I was out of shape, I was saying that's what he should have said to the girl. Sheez...but, thanks anyway, Peter.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon