jraf 0 #1 July 9, 2003 The rodent has fired me today I was a lifeguard at Disney (well Mickey is a rodent as we all know, and Donald makes fine diner in a honey, red wine glaze, or baked with apples) So anyway I was a lifeguard at Disney and they did not like my CP neckless, and my attitude, and the fact that I refused to do things that endangered my customers but made Michael Eisner richer. I spent a few weeks there and am amazed at th gullability of people who come there, spent serious thousands of dollars in order to go for a few rides, and hang out at the pool and go to a couple of restaurants. My ex employer the Disney Boardwalk resort starts at $375 a night. The restaurants are much better and morte exciting in Orlando. The life at disney is a continuation of day TV. Everything is fake. People could go to ANYWHERE in the world for the same money and stay at better places, but go for real safari in Kenya, real Oktoberfest in Germany or the real ballet ath the Bolshoy. Dumb asses! BTW - I would not have lasted more than a week more anyway I was thinking of setting the place on firejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #2 July 9, 2003 I'm sure you were rude and abrasive to the guests besides..... you're a corporate whore anyway....right? That is where they appreciate rudeness.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #3 July 9, 2003 Baby, just wait till you get here. I will give you a good spanking for calling your man a whorejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #4 July 9, 2003 Did anyone say Corporate whore? __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 July 9, 2003 that would be my middle namejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 July 9, 2003 Quotethat would be my middle name Curious...mine too. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jimbo 0 #7 July 9, 2003 QuoteI was thinking of setting the place on fire Did someone say fire? I'll be right there! - Jim"Like" - The modern day comma Good bye, my friends. You are missed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #8 July 9, 2003 did yo at least steal one of the cool life guard chairs for the DZ? we could set it up next to the pond.... __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #9 July 9, 2003 I would have but: a) they are bolted to the ground (not a real problem) b) they are larger than the cargo area of my car and weigh ovet a 1,000 lbs. (real problem)jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #10 July 9, 2003 Quotedid yo at least steal one of the cool life guard chairs for the DZ? we could set it up next to the pond.... And give you something hard and inanimate to hook-turn into? Bad idea. Stick with swooping into the sides of cows, Stacy.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #11 July 9, 2003 hey, he could have painted it with cow spots! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #12 July 9, 2003 Stacy, you know me - I would pait it green and stick a few M80s with impact fuses on topjraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #13 July 9, 2003 I thought you were saving the M80s for assrockets over New Years? Helluva better show than those pansy sparklers at easter! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #14 July 9, 2003 QuoteI will give you a good spanking for calling your man a whore Promise? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #15 July 9, 2003 You know you got it coming lover....real nicejraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #16 July 9, 2003 QuoteDid anyone say Corporate whore? Thats the life. Only whores like us could have a life outside of work (and inside of work). Ooops....did I say 'work'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #17 July 9, 2003 forkin A raf! you just wanted to spend more time with a certain miss! and collect unemployment! SO GET YOUR firey ass over and jump in our pool with k no excuses now! ps glad i watched through the credits....liked both the ass landing and the rbros initiation on that harvest moon video.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
