PhillyKev 0 #1 July 8, 2003 A train hits a bus load of school girls and they all perish. They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St.Peter. St. Peter asks the first girl, "Karen, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" She giggles and shyly replies, "Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." St. Peter says, "OK, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gates." St Peter asks the next girl the same question, "Katrina, have you ever had any contact with a penis?" The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "OK, dip your whole hand in the HolyWater and pass through the gate." All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls, one girl is pushing! her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says, "Mae! What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, and I want to do it before Wendy sticks her ass in it." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 July 8, 2003 ~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 July 8, 2003 BWWWWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
geanky 0 #4 July 9, 2003 Two women go out one weekend without their husbands and get somewhat inebriated. Staggering on their way home, they both desperately need to urinate. The nearest place is a cemetery, so they both duck behind the fence to relieve themselves. After they finish, the first woman takes off her knickers to wipe herself and then throws them away. The other woman, realizing she is wearing some very expensive knickers, doesn't want to throw hers away, so she looks around for something else and decides to use the ribbon off a nearby wreath. So now, feeling a lot better, they carry on with their stagger home. The following morning, the two husbands talk to each other on the phone. One comments, "I think we need to start keeping a closer eye on our wives you know. I reckon they're up to no good. My wife came home last night without any knickers on!" The other one replied, "Tell me about it! If you think that's bad, my wife came home with a card stuck to her fanny that read: 'All the members at the Country Fire Brigade will never forget you.'" learn to fly in 3d Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
