Thursday joke

[livendive 8]

A man walked into a fur store with a beautiful blonde
on his arm. "Show the lady your finest mink," the man
said.

The owner brought out a beautiful full-length mink
coat. As the woman tried it on, the owner said, "That
sells for $95,000."

The man said, "No problem. I'll write you a check."

"Very good, sir," the owner said. "Today is Friday.
You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the
check has cleared." The man wrote out the check and left with the blonde.

On Monday, the man returned. The store owner was
obviously upset. "How dare you show your face in
here? Do you know that your check bounced because of
insufficient funds?"

"I know," the man said. "I just wanted to stop by
and thank you for one of the best weekend of my
life."

"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

[happythoughts 0]

Did you hear about the woman who confused her Valium with her birth control pills?

She had 14 kids, but she doesn't really care.