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Top 10 reasons we used F*CK in history

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We all know that it isn't polite to use the "F" word!
There are only ten times in history the "F" word has been acceptable for use:
10. "What the f___ was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Look at all them f___ing Indians!" - Custer, 1877
8. "Any f___ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does so f___ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the f___ did you work that out?" - Pythagorus, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the f___ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "Where the f___ are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937
3. "Scattered f___ing showers....My bottom!" - Noah, 4314 BC
2. "Aw c'mon. Who the f___'s going to find out?"- Bill Clinton,1999
And number 1 . . . drum roll . . . .
1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this f___ing mad." - Saddam Hussein

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There was an almost unknown Indian tribe called the Foogawi. They were very small, like the Pigmy tribe of Africa.

The reason that they were unknown is because they tried to keep it that way. In order to keep from being noticed and getting their collective butts kicked by other Indians, they hid by day and travelled by night. The problem with travelling at night is that you spend a lot of time lost. So every morning, the Chief would climb to the top of the highest nearby hill and say "Where the foogawi now?". ;)

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