diablopilot 2 #1 July 11, 2003 Bumper stickers worth buying! >1. Horn Broken ... Watch For Finger. > >2. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me > >3. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me > >4. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time > >5. Illiterate? Write For Help > >6. You! Out Of The Gene Pool! > >7. I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To > >8. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket? > >9. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong... > >10. Fight Crime: Shoot Back! > >11. Remember Folks: Stop Lights Timed For 35mph Are Also Timed For 70mph. > >12. Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge > >13. Don't Be Sexist - Bitches Hate That > >14. Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window > >15. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He is lost? > >16. If You Can't Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets. > >17. My Hockey Mom Can Beat Up Your Soccer Mom. > >18. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets. > >19. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them > >20. BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore. > >21. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious. > >22. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad? > >23. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder---------------------------------------------- You're not as good as you think you are. Seriously. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 July 11, 2003 LOL! Thanx for sharing~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
marcandalysse 0 #3 July 11, 2003 "Of all the things I've lost in life, I miss my mind the most" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #4 July 11, 2003 "If you follow too closely, i'll flick a booger on your windshield." Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #5 July 11, 2003 (seen on the back of an RV) "Back off or I'll flush!" "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Brains 2 #6 July 11, 2003 Quote(seen on the back of an RV) "Back off or I'll flush!" I like that one Never look down on someone, unless they are going down on you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #7 July 11, 2003 I saw one the other day that said "Don't Take Life so Seriously - It's Not Permanent" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BartsDaddy 7 #8 July 11, 2003 Seen on my old camper. This may not be the Mayflower, But your daughter came across in it. Handguns are only used to fight your way to a good rifle Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyskydiver 0 #9 July 11, 2003 Others: "A lady with a gun has more fun." "I've got PMS and a gun....any questions?" Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #10 July 11, 2003 Quote"I've got PMS and a gun....any questions?" I actually have that on a tshirt. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
