religion joke

[sinker 0]

given some of our latest debates which inevitably land on a discussion of religious beliefs, I offer the following...

Little Margie

Little Margie usually slept through class. One day her teacher, a
nun, called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Margie, who
created the universe?"
When Margie didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in
the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "God
Almighty!", shouted Margie.

The nun said, "Very good", and Margie fell back asleep. A little
while later the nun asked Margie, "Who is our Lord and Savior?" But
Margie didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, little Johnny
came to the rescue and stuck her with the pin again. "Jesus Christ!",
shouted Margie.

The nun said, "Very good" and Margie fell back asleep.

Then the nun asked Margie a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam
after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again Margie didn't stir and Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Margie jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing
in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted...

-the artist formerly known as sinker

[bch7773 0]

MB 3528, RB 1182

[Fast 0]

haha

~D
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[happythoughts 0]

How many charismatics does it take to change a lightbulb?


One, they've already got their hands in the air.

[moodyskydiver 0]

LMFAO!!!

Best giggle I've had all day.Thanks!

"...just an earthbound misfit, I."

[Muenkel 0]

Do I have to confess to laughing at that joke?

Chris

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[CrazyIvan 0]

Quote

Do I have to confess to laughing at that joke?

Chris

2 Hail Mary's will do.

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[happythoughts 0]

How many evangelists does it take to change a lightbulb?


None, it must repent from its darkness.

[CrazyIvan 0]

A monk and a soon-to-be priest are walking down the street talking, suddenly, an unexpected gust of wind blows and lift the skirt of a lady next to them, revealing a luscious pair of legs and a perfect rounded butt sporting a very hot thong, both looked at her and continued walking. A few minutes later, the student asks the monk: "...Father, events like the one we saw, don't have any effects in someone like you, is that right?", the monk, looks at the student and in a very serious tone says to him: "Son...if this robe was made of iron, you'd listened the LOUDEST bell in history"

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Blue Skies and May the Force be with you.

[oldnewbie 0]

That was funny!!!!