jtval 0 #26 June 30, 2003 QuoteThat's why she was at the laundromat. She was trying to get out defunct. Yeah, it was cheezy but you luv it. BWAAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkySurfSnow 0 #27 June 30, 2003 You should try some of the online dating services. My favorite one is MUST OWN HOME! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #28 June 30, 2003 I had an ex who went to a psychic who told her she would get a new white car.... and b/c I am an asshole I went and bought her a new white car. a white vette...matchbox car! I totally ruined her chances of getting a FULL SIZED car she was expecting! HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #29 June 30, 2003 Quote You should try some of the online dating services. My favorite one is MUST OWN HOME! Yeah, but always the first part is: ...For a long LOVING relationship. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
juanesky 0 #30 June 30, 2003 QuoteQuote You should try some of the online dating services. My favorite one is MUST OWN HOME! Yeah, but always the first part is: ...For a long LOVING relationship. I think I read it as ....For a long LOVING "AND DOTING ON ME" relationship"According to some of the conservatives here, it sounds like it's fine to beat your wide - as long as she had it coming." -Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DJL 235 #31 June 30, 2003 I require that a woman have a kitchen and a vacuum cleaner. Otherwise, what good is she outside of making babies?"I encourage all awesome dangerous behavior." - Jeffro Fincher Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KawiZX900 0 #32 June 30, 2003 spin cycle with an off center load.... Accelerate hard to get them looking, then slam on the fronts and rollright beside the car, hanging the back wheel at eye level for a few seconds. Guaranteed reaction- Dave Sonsky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #33 July 13, 2003 That IS shallow! You know, I grew up somewhat financially privileged, but I have never had these kinds of shallow rules for dating men. I always seem to fall for guys that have great personalities, but very little to offer financially. It's funny as I have been asked by several people at the DZ if a BF pays for my jumping or if my car was bought by a BF. (LOL!) Anyway, I am currently in a money crunch myself, but my point is that I would never be with someone simply because he had superficial things. Men flashing their money, instead of using their personality or brains are a big turn-off. I will not even go out on one date with them. However, it would be great to fall in love and, then, find out that we could live a comfortable life where money problems would not exist. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #34 July 13, 2003 I would NEVER, EVER, date a girl who RENTS a rig...no way!!!! Oh Ivan, I guess that we can't go out then. It's too bad as I find your dress really sexy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 July 13, 2003 *** dosent that make her defunct by default Quote I don't know where.. I don't know how... But I'm gonna use that line! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #36 July 13, 2003 I guess I'm back to my old shallow self. I was having lunch at Bennigans earlier. I was sitting there admiring one of the waitresses when I had a thought. "Yeah she is hot....but C'mon. She's a waitress." Now that I'm semi "White Collar" I think I'm going to give up chasing the college girls. I need to find myself a nice lawyer or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #37 July 13, 2003 I was sitting there admiring one of the waitresses when I had a thought. "Yeah she is hot....but C'mon. She's a waitress." I don't think that sounds shallow at all. It is just an honest thought. What's wrong with aiming high? Maybe you don't have anything in common with a waitress in your current situation. What would you two talk about? It would be VERY shallow for you to date her when the primary reason that you are impressed by her is her looks. People need substance and intellect...beauty is not everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Remster 30 #38 July 13, 2003 QuoteWhat's wrong with aiming high Considering to whom this post was in reply to, this his extremely funny..... lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #39 July 13, 2003 QuoteConsidering to whom this port was in reply to, this is extremely funny..... Only slightly less funny than if it was to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites bobsled92 0 #40 July 13, 2003 QuoteI would NEVER, EVER, date a girl who RENTS a rig...no way!!!! Now you understand why smart dudes like me stay single? God no! I think that every day, like a Talking Heads song. "This is not my beautiful house, good God what have I done!" Find a skybound gal "Once in a Life time"._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #41 July 13, 2003 QuoteConsidering to whom this post was in reply to, this his extremely funny..... lmao I can't believe you beat me to that, Remy. I mean, hell, it's Clay. As in "No Sheep Is Safe, It's Clay". Don't get me started on what he looks for in a "cum dumpster"Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #42 July 13, 2003 QuoteDon't get me started on what he looks for in a "cum dumpster" C'mon....I want to settle down with a nice girl. It's just that in the morning I want to be free again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #43 July 13, 2003 "cum dumpster" (sigh) Ewe guys, this thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freeflir29 0 #44 July 13, 2003 Quotethis thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me.. Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #45 July 13, 2003 Quote(sigh) Sorry, that's Clay terminology for ya'.QuoteEwe... Ummm...don't mention "ewe's" around Clay...he gets all horny & stuff.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #46 July 13, 2003 QuoteQuotethis thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me.. Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. hehehehe...... Yes he's DEFINITELY back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Jessica 0 #47 July 13, 2003 "Cum dumpster" is a term of affection from Clay.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #48 July 13, 2003 Ummm...don't mention "ewe's" around Clay...he gets all horny & stuff. I know, I know...although I'm grossed out, I was trying to be a little funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VanillaSkyGirl 6 #49 July 13, 2003 Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Does this mean I owe beer? (Shuddering) I feel so unclean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites blondeflyer7 0 #50 July 13, 2003 QuoteDon't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Does this mean I owe beer? (Shuddering) I feel so unclean. 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freeflir29 0 #36 July 13, 2003 I guess I'm back to my old shallow self. I was having lunch at Bennigans earlier. I was sitting there admiring one of the waitresses when I had a thought. "Yeah she is hot....but C'mon. She's a waitress." Now that I'm semi "White Collar" I think I'm going to give up chasing the college girls. I need to find myself a nice lawyer or something. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #37 July 13, 2003 I was sitting there admiring one of the waitresses when I had a thought. "Yeah she is hot....but C'mon. She's a waitress." I don't think that sounds shallow at all. It is just an honest thought. What's wrong with aiming high? Maybe you don't have anything in common with a waitress in your current situation. What would you two talk about? It would be VERY shallow for you to date her when the primary reason that you are impressed by her is her looks. People need substance and intellect...beauty is not everything. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #38 July 13, 2003 QuoteWhat's wrong with aiming high Considering to whom this post was in reply to, this his extremely funny..... lmaoRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #39 July 13, 2003 QuoteConsidering to whom this port was in reply to, this is extremely funny..... Only slightly less funny than if it was to you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #40 July 13, 2003 QuoteI would NEVER, EVER, date a girl who RENTS a rig...no way!!!! Now you understand why smart dudes like me stay single? God no! I think that every day, like a Talking Heads song. "This is not my beautiful house, good God what have I done!" Find a skybound gal "Once in a Life time"._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #41 July 13, 2003 QuoteConsidering to whom this post was in reply to, this his extremely funny..... lmao I can't believe you beat me to that, Remy. I mean, hell, it's Clay. As in "No Sheep Is Safe, It's Clay". Don't get me started on what he looks for in a "cum dumpster"Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #42 July 13, 2003 QuoteDon't get me started on what he looks for in a "cum dumpster" C'mon....I want to settle down with a nice girl. It's just that in the morning I want to be free again! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #43 July 13, 2003 "cum dumpster" (sigh) Ewe guys, this thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #44 July 13, 2003 Quotethis thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me.. Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #45 July 13, 2003 Quote(sigh) Sorry, that's Clay terminology for ya'.QuoteEwe... Ummm...don't mention "ewe's" around Clay...he gets all horny & stuff.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #46 July 13, 2003 QuoteQuotethis thread is beginning to both sadden and frighten me.. Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. hehehehe...... Yes he's DEFINITELY back Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #47 July 13, 2003 "Cum dumpster" is a term of affection from Clay.Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #48 July 13, 2003 Ummm...don't mention "ewe's" around Clay...he gets all horny & stuff. I know, I know...although I'm grossed out, I was trying to be a little funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #49 July 13, 2003 Don't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Does this mean I owe beer? (Shuddering) I feel so unclean. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
blondeflyer7 0 #50 July 13, 2003 QuoteDon't worry sweety. It's only kinky the first time. Does this mean I owe beer? (Shuddering) I feel so unclean. Just wait he's not gotten started yet Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
