kingbunky 3 #1 July 15, 2003 (my apologies if it's already been posted) When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mccordia 74 #2 July 15, 2003 Been there, done that, got the T-shirt :) http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=342527 3d post or so...JC FlyLikeBrick I'm an Athlete? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #3 July 15, 2003 doh!"Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #4 July 15, 2003 What about a girl who is passionate,exciting,smart and has a big chest? B/c that pretty much describes me. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #5 July 15, 2003 how you doin'? "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #6 July 15, 2003 lol pretty good given the fact that its 7:30 in the morning(read too damn early) and I haven't been to sleep yet. Man I've got to get a life. LOL "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingbunky 3 #7 July 15, 2003 7:30? geez, i'm at my desk by 7:30! and we're a couple of hours earlier than you as it is! of course, i have no life either. "Hang on a sec, the young'uns are throwin' beer cans at a golf cart." MB4252 TDS699 killing threads since 2001 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
moodyskydiver 0 #8 July 15, 2003 I'm a college chick out on summer break w/no job so the only reason I have to be up at this hour is insomnia,sheer boredom or a kick-ass all night party.I'm definitely not a morning person. "...just an earthbound misfit, I." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
