The good, bad and ugly

[hobbes4star 0]

I know everyone has read these. still funny though.


1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your
daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do.

if fun were easy it wouldn't be worth having, right?

[AggieDave 6]

hehehe...nice!


Alright, lets see if I can add a couple.

--Good: You're swooping fast and hard
Bad: You chow into the pond
Ugly: The pond was recently filled in and made into a parking lot

Eh, I guess I'm not very good at this.

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[andy2 0]

haha, nice! That made me let out a titter.

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let my inspiration flow,
in token rhyme suggesting rhythm...

[Push 0]

Good: you're in freefall.
Bad: you pulled.
Ugly: you pulled silver.

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[AggieDave 6]

More Ugly: You pulled your cutaway...

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[riggerrob 643]

Good: you remembered to pull silver when the skydive went to s**t
Bad: hard pull on silver
Ugly: you slept with your rigger's wife last week

[freakydiver 0]

lmfao

-- (N.DG) "If all else fails – at least try and look under control." --

[PLFKING 4]

Good: You're stoked about doing your first tandem.
Bad : They've paired you up with a rookie TM.

Ugly : It's AggieDave.



Don

[Push 0]

Good: you're jumping from an Otter.
Bad: you were spotted into the middle of a town full of McNasties.
Ugly: you're naked.

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[PLFKING 4]

Good : You just got off student-status.
Bad : You have to ask a stranger in the plane to help you spot.

Ugly : It's Skreamer.


Don

[Push 0]

Ok, can someone tell the story of that spot? Please?

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[happythoughts 0]

Good: Your g/f brings by her new dog.
Bad: It's humping your leg.
Ugly: You look down and the dogs eyes are closed because it thinks you are too unattractive.