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Hey Kris, WTF man.......

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So you're the keeper of the Drunk Dial list right?

Can we get some more women on the list? I mean it's cool and all hearing from the DZ.com regulars, but when your chillin' in the Bombshelter at Perris, and someone asks who just called it sounds kinda lame to say "Oh this dude that just randomly calls me." :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
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Yeah...it's a bit of a sausage fest, isn't it?

Okay, ladies (and others without breasts)! This is your wakeup call, dammit!

Read this thread HERE. Then come back to this thread.

Done?

Damn slow readers.

Okay, if you want to be part of the Official DZ.com Drunk Dial List of Love, reply to this thread and give me a really good reason, story, back massage, fresh baked cookies, jump tickets, naughty pictures of yourself, or your excuse as to why you were too lame to sign up the first time.

Then, PM me with your phone number. I'll roll it into the list and kick you down a copy.

If you want to participate but do not want your number listed. PM me your info and I will add it to the list with the provision that whoever wants to drunk dial you must PM you to get your number. Your number will stay only in my master list that doesn't get distributed.

That way, everyone knows that you're easy for a call, but not that easy.;)
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
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Don't remember if I'm on the list or not although I do get some interesting calls sometimes.:S Besides, you already have my # and I've given you a good reason....or two.;)


Or, hopefully, three..:):P
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Then, PM me with your phone number. I'll roll it into the list and kick you down a copy.



Yikes!!..nah I only give my number to people I want to have it!:D this is the newest form of phone spam HAHAH!
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I think I'm on the list but don't have a copy of it. Of course I just got my phone back off roam 24/7 no matter where I am so that will help. I got a call last night...same one I get most every other night. ;)

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Oh dear god... just what we need a whuffoized Mouth with a phone and a list of our numbers.

Kris, mark mine that if Mouth, Sunshine, Jessicakes or any of the other DZ.com skychicks want it... they need to PM me naked pictures. :ph34r:
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Kris, mark mine that if Mouth, Sunshine, Jessicakes or any of the other DZ.com skychicks want it... they need to PM me naked pictures. :ph34r:



*cricket's chirp as Eric's PM inbox remains silent*

I already have their pictures...and thier phone numbers.>:(
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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Kris, mark mine that if Mouth, Sunshine, Jessicakes or any of the other DZ.com skychicks want it... they need to PM me naked pictures.




i would of thought you would of already had some of cakes..... tisk tisk... you be slacking....... oh well... i volunteer to get some pics for me..er i mean you... yes get some pics for you.....

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Oh dear god... just what we need a whuffoized Mouth with a phone and a list of our numbers.

Kris, mark mine that if Mouth, Sunshine, Jessicakes or any of the other DZ.com skychicks want it... they need to PM me naked pictures. :ph34r:



So the question is.....who's number was it that showed up on my phone the other night since it was a conference call? :P
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That one was the work cell phone. Like hell I'm going to incure the charges for 3 way calls on my own number :D

I expect to get the pictures in the next 24- 36 hours there Kelli since you now have my number...:ph34r:
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And tomorrow is a mystery

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I'd like to be added to the list and share the fun. why you may ask? because i enjoy hearing from others around the country about the "no shit there i was" and "today i made 20 jumps from a turbin" lol

i live in good ol kansas and well, there just isn't always that much going on.

is that a valid reason? yeah i'm another guy but hey, i'm 21, in college and get drunk a lot hahah
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I'd like to be added to the list and share the fun. why you may ask? because i enjoy hearing from others around the country about the "no shit there i was" and "today i made 20 jumps from a turbin" lol

i live in good ol kansas and well, there just isn't always that much going on.

is that a valid reason? yeah i'm another guy but hey, i'm 21, in college and get drunk a lot hahah


Just being in KS alone makes it evil. I have to go to either Wichita or Salina about once a month to take care of company locations I watch IT for. Man, that's an evil drive from OK to KS. Wheat, wheat, wheat everywhere.

If you want on the list you need to re-read the thread and PM me your relevant info.

Also keep in mind that a drunk dial can happen anywhere, any time, from anyone. The key phrase there is "any time".;)
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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hey man next time you're in kansas you should come up and jump with us at k-state. my mom lives in salina, not much to see there huh hahah

yeah i'll resend the info. any hot girls on the list i can drunk dial? oh wait, i'd make an ass outta myself it i do that... ehhh ok yeah i want on!:P
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Also keep in mind that a drunk dial can happen anywhere, any time, from anyone. The key phrase there is "any time".



But i gave up drinking. Now i just call and sing to people. Of course i've never seen the list. The only people i call are the ones that have given me their number.

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I call bullshit!!! I never gave you my number, yet I seem to have your happy singing voice on my answering machine.



Ok, that was an exception. But at least i don't call you in the middle of the night.

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I know you already have my number as well. You're more than welcome to add it to the Drunk Call List!:S



There's a number i didn't call on Sat. night when i was toasted. Must remember to call Casie at 3 am

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