Best One Liners....

[ltdiver 3]

For those of us involved in the student skydiver scene, what is the very best first statement you've heard your student say right after landing from his/her first jump?

Usually they're hilarious one liners...

The best one I ever heard came from this past weekend. A young man made a tandem in which I flew video. The first line out of his mouth when I asked him what he thought of his first skydive was, "I think I swallowed my balls!!"

What are the best ones you've heard?!

ltdiver

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon

[AggieDave 6]

"The tree didn't look intemmidating, so I wasn't worried..."

One of our AFF students after turning left a few times when we said right on the radio, thus him landing in a tree. (He and the gear were pefectly fine, thank god).

--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

[jerry81 10]

"A gust of wind caught me just as I jumped from the plane.." (explaining why his position on exit was somewhat less then perfect)

Another student: "I just knew I was gonna mix something up." (after landing and triumphantly cutting away his main rather than picking it up.)

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[n2skdvn 0]

TM.."that's not the chute we started with..."
Student " Oh really!!!"

saw the vid

if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCULATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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[gemini 0]

#1

Student: I didn't know our parachute was blue!

Instructor: It wasn't!

#2

Instructor: Did you like that freefall?

Student: Yes!

Instructor: Well get ready because here it comes again! [Chink]

Blue skies,

Jim

[riggerrob 643]

Female tandem student walking off landing field: "I think I just had an o.......!"

[wmw999 2,587]

19-year-old AFF first jumper

"Wow -- that's better than sex!!!"

Wendy W.

There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

[redtwiga 0]

"I didn't even know there was a river there until I crashed through the trees..."

note: student was wet, but fine. First jump off radio.

[kansasskydiver 0]

"The corn isn't quit ready for picking yet"

student bragged about never landing off target and landed in the corn twice last weekend in a row

<--- See look, pink dolphins DO exist!

[Push 0]

"The pilots told us to quit complaining about the lack of fuel since we were the ones with the parachutes on" - PhreeZone

-- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo
Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

[Cava 0]

"No."

A young lady last weekend who intended to do a tandem, but rode the plane down- when asked if she'd like to come back some other time to give it another try.

[TitaniumLegs 8]

"Don't unhook us yet - I'm really enjoying this position."

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[Jib 0]

After falling over on landing, passenger: "This is just like doggie-style."
Friend: "She should know!"

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

[TitaniumLegs 8]

Quote

"This is just like doggie-style."

The Monterey Otter has floor padding instead of seats. We kneel to hook up. I told this one cute tandem to get on her knees for hookup and she thought I meant hands and knees....

(>o|-<

If you don't believe me, ask me.

[JohnnyD 0]

A tandem student after landing:
"Be careful when you take this stuff off me, I think I shit my pants."

[TEB6363 0]

"THANKS"

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!