bclark 0 #1 July 15, 2003 We had a great party this weekend at the site of our former DZ. It was a memorial for Janet Gayler, who was killed on an AFF jump about 5 years ago. Anyhow, we got there, and the airport manager has a golf cart. We had never driven his cart before, so we sez, Hey Brent, how aboot letting us take your cart for a spin = 3 drunken skydivers on a golf cart. Started innocently enough, a little drive by mooning etc... Then the night goes on. I am driving and the guy in the right seat says YOU DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY. So he takes the gas pedal, I'm on the wheel and Mike is on the roof half naked. We start pushing the envelope, spinning out, shit like that. Then time for the grand finale. We plan a 3 way pants down pass by the crowd at high speeds. One on the wheel, one on the gas, one on the roof and POW, immediately roll the cart in front of everyone! RESULT= several stitches, alot of laughs, and a case of beer for brent for rolling his cart. WARNING: never drive a golf cart at high speeds while half naked and intoxicated. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #2 July 15, 2003 Multiply that times a couple hundred. 2.5 weeks to Rantoul Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites lizzieb 0 #3 July 15, 2003 QuoteWe had a great party this weekend at the site of our former DZ. It was a memorial for Janet Gayler, who was killed on an AFF jump about 5 years ago. Anyhow, we got there, and the airport manager has a golf cart. We had never driven his cart before, so we sez, Hey Brent, how aboot letting us take your cart for a spin = 3 drunken skydivers on a golf cart. Started innocently enough, a little drive by mooning etc... Then the night goes on. I am driving and the guy in the right seat says YOU DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY. So he takes the gas pedal, I'm on the wheel and Mike is on the roof half naked. We start pushing the envelope, spinning out, shit like that. Then time for the grand finale. We plan a 3 way pants down pass by the crowd at high speeds. One on the wheel, one on the gas, one on the roof and POW, immediately roll the cart in front of everyone! RESULT= several stitches, alot of laughs, and a case of beer for brent for rolling his cart. WARNING: never drive a golf cart at high speeds while half naked and intoxicated. come out and visit Hollister sometime... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #4 July 16, 2003 Hey! I'm glad you guys brought this up! This year there is gonna be a 'decorate your golf cart, bicycle, tricycle, barbeque grill PARADE at the WFFC. Check out the message board at www.freefall.com. If there isn't TOO much nakedness, we may parade the whole area, including the spectator area. Notice that we aren't telling the spectators that we will be there, cuz we never know about you guys...........Oh yea, I guess we aren't telling them cuz we DO know about you guyssssssskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jtval 0 #5 July 16, 2003 HAHA! sounds like fun! and a little pain! heal fast, stay drunkMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites wingnut 0 #6 July 16, 2003 brian, i really did not need that mental image of mike half naked... he's scary enough clothed!!!!! glad you guys had a good time.... who were the other jumpers with ya??? aw hell i'll find out this weekend, nevermind......lol......... p.s. i really thing jack should get a golf cart for the dz, it would make it so much easier to tow the planes around, and it would be a funny sight with a golf cart hooked up to the 3 wouldn't it?...lol.... i nominate the limey to find just the right cart too... he did a great job finding a quality trailer didn't he????? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
lizzieb 0 #3 July 15, 2003 QuoteWe had a great party this weekend at the site of our former DZ. It was a memorial for Janet Gayler, who was killed on an AFF jump about 5 years ago. Anyhow, we got there, and the airport manager has a golf cart. We had never driven his cart before, so we sez, Hey Brent, how aboot letting us take your cart for a spin = 3 drunken skydivers on a golf cart. Started innocently enough, a little drive by mooning etc... Then the night goes on. I am driving and the guy in the right seat says YOU DRIVE LIKE A PUSSY. So he takes the gas pedal, I'm on the wheel and Mike is on the roof half naked. We start pushing the envelope, spinning out, shit like that. Then time for the grand finale. We plan a 3 way pants down pass by the crowd at high speeds. One on the wheel, one on the gas, one on the roof and POW, immediately roll the cart in front of everyone! RESULT= several stitches, alot of laughs, and a case of beer for brent for rolling his cart. WARNING: never drive a golf cart at high speeds while half naked and intoxicated. come out and visit Hollister sometime... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #4 July 16, 2003 Hey! I'm glad you guys brought this up! This year there is gonna be a 'decorate your golf cart, bicycle, tricycle, barbeque grill PARADE at the WFFC. Check out the message board at www.freefall.com. If there isn't TOO much nakedness, we may parade the whole area, including the spectator area. Notice that we aren't telling the spectators that we will be there, cuz we never know about you guys...........Oh yea, I guess we aren't telling them cuz we DO know about you guyssssssskydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 16, 2003 HAHA! sounds like fun! and a little pain! heal fast, stay drunkMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #6 July 16, 2003 brian, i really did not need that mental image of mike half naked... he's scary enough clothed!!!!! glad you guys had a good time.... who were the other jumpers with ya??? aw hell i'll find out this weekend, nevermind......lol......... p.s. i really thing jack should get a golf cart for the dz, it would make it so much easier to tow the planes around, and it would be a funny sight with a golf cart hooked up to the 3 wouldn't it?...lol.... i nominate the limey to find just the right cart too... he did a great job finding a quality trailer didn't he????? ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
