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Sex education

By SkyAnt, in The Bonfire

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SkyAnt    0

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This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls,
printed in the early 60's in the UK.

... When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as
possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, your tired
husband does not want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for
his train.

... Remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that

is welcoming without being obvious.

... If you need to apply face-cream or hair-rollers wait until he is asleep
as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night.

... When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband

it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your
commitment to obey him.

... If he feels that he needs to sleep immediately then so be it. In all
things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to
stimulate intimacy.

... Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly, all the while
being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's.

... When he reaches his moment of fulfilment a small moan from yourself is
encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment that you
may have had.

... Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices, be
obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent.

... It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust
your clothing, freshen up and restore your night-time face and hair care
products.

... You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in
the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when
he awakes.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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masher    1

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ok, what the hell is congress?? :S



Main Entry: con·gress

1 a : the act or action of coming together and meeting b : COITUS



Main Entry: co·i·tus

: physical union of male and female genitalia accompanied by rhythmic movements usually leading to the ejaculation of semen from the penis into the female reproductive tract; also : INTERCOURSE 3 -- compare ORGASM

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One could say that it is a circumspect way of putting it... :$
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Who cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.

A team led by Professor Graham Giles, head of cancer epidemiology at the Cancer Council Victoria, questioned more than 2,000 men about their past sexual habits as part of a wider prostate cancer study.



The men, half of whom had prostate cancer, were aged between 40 and 69 and recruited from Sydney, Melbourne and Perth between 1994-98.

The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.

"What we found was men who ejaculated most in their twenties, thirties and forties had about a third less prostate cancer risk than men in the lowest category of ejaculation," Professor Giles told AAP.

"The men who were the high performers in terms of ejaculating had a third less prostate cancer risk than men who were in the lowest category of ejaculation."

He said one explanation for the apparent beneficial effects of self-pleasuring was that frequent ejaculation prevented semen from building up in the ducts, where it could potentially become carcinogenic.

"For seminal fluid to be made it has to be concentrated about 600 times," Prof Giles said.

"So semen is a very potent and strong brew of lots of chemicals which, because of their biological reactivity, could be carcinogenic if left to lie around."

The research is set to appear in the British Journal of Urology this weekend.


"All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing."
Edmund Burke (1729-1797)

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Who cares if you go blind? An Australian study has found that frequent masturbation may protect men against prostate cancer in later life.



I sense a kitten shortage right around the corner.
I am not the man. But the man knows my name...and he's worried

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tbrown    26

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The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.



Wonderful news, I can hear great sighs of relief (oh shit, was that a pun I didn't intend ?).

But where are all the poor little kittens buried ?

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

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The study indicated that men who ejaculated more than five times a week were a third less likely to develop prostate cancer.



Yayyyyy!!! I'll NEVER get prostrate cancer... I'm gonna live foreverrr... B|

Gotta go prevent cancer now.. :S
chopchop
gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking..

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Well, if that's the case then I'd make a terrible wife. Thank goodness for that!
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... Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly



ok, what the hell is congress?? :S



congress = naai!

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter


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