TheRus 0 #1 July 16, 2003 She married and had 13 children. Her husband died. She married again and had 7 more children. Again, her husband died. But, she remarried and this time had 5 more children. Alas, she finally died. Standing before her coffin, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord, for this very loving woman and said, "Lord, they're finally together." One mourner leaned over and asked her friend, "Do you think he means her first or second husband?" The friend replied, "I think he means her legs." Yeah, it's fine, we'll walk down the line. Leave our rain, a cold trade for warm sunshine You my friend, I will defend... and if we change, well, I love you anyway Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #2 July 16, 2003 That's bad!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shunkka 0 #3 July 16, 2003 ------------------------- "jump, have fun, pull" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Flygator 0 #4 July 16, 2003 hahaha! The secret to life is not arriving at the grave in a well preserved body but sliding in sideways completely worn out yelling "holy crap" what a ride!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #5 July 16, 2003 Your signature line is funny. PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #6 July 17, 2003 I have been thinking about that joke over and over and cant stop laughing. Its one of the best I've heard in years. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
