Muphy's Laws Of Combat

[Nutz 0]

Probably been posted before but here goes:

1 If the enemy is in range, so are you.
2 Incoming fire has the right of way.
3 Don't look conspicuous, it draws fire.
4 There is always a way.
5 The easy way is always mined.
6 Try to look unimportant, they may be low on ammo.
7 Professionals are predictable, its the amatuers that are dangerous.
8 The enemy invariably attacks on two occassions:
a When you are ready for them.
b When you are not ready for them.
9 Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.
10 If you can't remember, then the claymore is pointed at you.
11 The enemy diversion you have been ignoring will be the main attck.
12 A "sucking" chest wound is natures way of telling you to slow down.
13 If your attack is going well, you have walked into an ambush.
14 Never draw fire, it irritates everyone around you.
15 Anything you do can get you shot, even nothing.
16 Make it tough enough for the enemy to get in and you won't be able to get out.
17 Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself.
18 If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in a combat zone.
19 When you have secured an area, don't forget to tell the enemy.
20 Never forget that your weapon is made by the lowest bidder.

There are some things there you should definitely remember.

I hope our troops are home soon.

[Rebecca 0]

Here's my contribution...

http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=383664#383664

I hope they come home soon, too.

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?