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Today, in Newmarket Ontario (Canada eh?) a man tried to hold up a bank by threatening to sic his GermanShepherd dog on the manager. After the police showed up, they shot the dog twice...and arrested the man. I think he should have stayed in bed this morning. Some days it doesnt pay to get up.




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you know, i get really confused when you and jtval post in the same thread.



Yeah but, I'm sexy... I still have my hair.

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then mayube we can shoot all the elderly drivers, so they ownt hafta takt the driving test.

cures three things!
shitty driving, population overload, and Lines at DMV

Hell that would also cure the Medicare, Social Security and many budget problems too!

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A young, sexually attractive person, who is sexually desirable for his handsome looks and build and not for his intelligence.

Yeah, intelligence is such a turn-off in a young stud...

you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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Hey, I got the brains and the hair. So if you want a dumb bald blue guy... Jtval is all yours!



REALLY??

Hear that, baby? You're ALL MINE!


First I want you to fly to Houston, and come to my apartment. Then, I want you to pour me a glass of wine, look knowingly into my eyes, strip slowly down to your boxers....

....and clean my house....

Oh JT- you're just the best!


you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk?

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So is that where the little Dutch boy plugs the hole in the Dyke with his finger and saves New Orleans?





Lucky bastard!!! I got shoo'd away by a lesbian couple last night. :D I swear ......If there is a lesbian couple in a bar....I'll unknowingly talk to them.

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Was he too poor to buy a gun or something????????



or stick his finger in his pocket? :P

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the depth of his depravity sickens me.
-- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt

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