chuteless 1 #1 July 17, 2003 Today, in Newmarket Ontario (Canada eh?) a man tried to hold up a bank by threatening to sic his GermanShepherd dog on the manager. After the police showed up, they shot the dog twice...and arrested the man. I think he should have stayed in bed this morning. Some days it doesnt pay to get up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #2 July 17, 2003 pretty funny! bad foir the dog! maybe they shoulda shot him for being a dipshitMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #3 July 17, 2003 Ohh wow... If we could only just shoot all the dipshits, this world would be a better place. And, far less popluated. .............................. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #4 July 17, 2003 Hee hee! You two look like twinkies! Poor doggy... They definitely should have shot the guy, and re-trained the dog in the K-9 unit. you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #5 July 17, 2003 then mayube we can shoot all the elderly drivers, so they ownt hafta takt the driving test. cures three things! shitty driving, population overload, and Lines at DMVMy photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #6 July 17, 2003 I propose that we begin mandatory registration of all German Shepherds followed promptly by a ban on them and confiscation by the government. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #7 July 17, 2003 you know, i get really confused when you and jtval post in the same thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #8 July 17, 2003 Quoteyou know, i get really confused when you and jtval post in the same thread. Yeah but, I'm sexy... I still have my hair. Quotethen mayube we can shoot all the elderly drivers, so they ownt hafta takt the driving test. cures three things! shitty driving, population overload, and Lines at DMV Hell that would also cure the Medicare, Social Security and many budget problems too! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #9 July 17, 2003 QuoteHee hee! You two look like twinkies! I'll take that as a compliment??... I think Definition of Twinkie. (Scroll down to it.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #10 July 17, 2003 A young, sexually attractive person, who is sexually desirable for his handsome looks and build and not for his intelligence. Yeah, intelligence is such a turn-off in a young stud... you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #11 July 18, 2003 QuoteA young, sexually attractive person, who is sexually desirable for his handsome looks and build and not for his intelligence. Yeah, intelligence is such a turn-off in a young stud... Hey, I got the brains and the hair. So if you want a dumb bald blue guy... Jtval is all yours! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rebecca 0 #12 July 18, 2003 QuoteHey, I got the brains and the hair. So if you want a dumb bald blue guy... Jtval is all yours! REALLY?? Hear that, baby? You're ALL MINE! First I want you to fly to Houston, and come to my apartment. Then, I want you to pour me a glass of wine, look knowingly into my eyes, strip slowly down to your boxers.... ....and clean my house.... Oh JT- you're just the best! you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel loquacious?' -- well do you, punk? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #13 July 18, 2003 And that folks is why the US will never have to worry about Canada invading...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 July 18, 2003 Quote And that folks is why the US will never have to worry about Canada invading. I guess we will start to worry if they preposition thousands of kennels on the border. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #15 July 18, 2003 Yeah... That could go down in history as "The Great Bitch Invasion" but then again, that could be confused with women from California... --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 18, 2003 Quotethat could be confused with women from California... No no....that would be the dyke invasion. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #17 July 18, 2003 Hmmm..."The Big Dyke Overflow" But that could be confused with a disaster in New Orleans, though...--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #18 July 18, 2003 QuoteHmmm..."The Big Dyke Overflow" But that could be confused with a disaster in New Orleans, though... So is that where the little Dutch boy plugs the hole in the Dyke with his finger and saves New Orleans? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 July 18, 2003 QuoteSo is that where the little Dutch boy plugs the hole in the Dyke with his finger and saves New Orleans? Lucky bastard!!! I got shoo'd away by a lesbian couple last night. I swear ......If there is a lesbian couple in a bar....I'll unknowingly talk to them. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #20 July 18, 2003 SShhhhhh!!!! Dont say it so loud...The UN might hear.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #21 July 18, 2003 Was he too poor to buy a gun or something????????=========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #22 July 18, 2003 i guess he just wanted to try something new. Maybe he needed the banks money to buy a gun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jib 0 #23 July 18, 2003 Quote Was he too poor to buy a gun or something???????? or stick his finger in his pocket? -------------------------------------------------- the depth of his depravity sickens me. -- Jerry Falwell, People v. Larry Flynt Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #24 July 18, 2003 Now a German Shepherd with a gun.... "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chuteless 1 #25 July 18, 2003 the cops knew the dog was a german shepherd...he was wearing a swastika armband on his leg. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
