sunshine 2 #1 July 18, 2003 I just got off the phone with Sebazz. He called me and told me he's secretly stalking me too. OMG!! We have named our situation the "Romance of the Century" ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #2 July 18, 2003 QuoteWe have named our situation the "Romance of the Century couldn't you just call it "jerry springer episode number 456" ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #3 July 18, 2003 nah i think this diserves Jenny Jones, Springer is way overdone.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 July 18, 2003 Can't you just be happy that Sebazz called me? OMG, i'm still in shock!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wingnut 0 #5 July 18, 2003 QuoteCan't you just be happy that Sebazz called me no.. i call ya all the time, and you never get this exited... well maybe that one time at the toll botth but that was it...lol......... glad you finally got to talk to you devoted stalkee.... ______________________________________ "i have no reader's digest version" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #6 July 18, 2003 QuoteCan't you just be happy that Sebazz called me? OMG, i'm still in shock!! well i just called you and got your damn voice mail.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #7 July 18, 2003 QuoteCan't you just be happy that Sebazz called me? OMG, i'm still in shock!! Hey...someone had to fluff you before I called you with the real action. Might as well have been Seb.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #8 July 18, 2003 Every time i stalk the girl i love i just get a little piece of paper saying i can't go within 500 feet of her anymore. =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #9 July 18, 2003 QuoteI just got off the phone with Sebazz. He called me and told me he's secretly stalking me too. OMG!! We have named our situation the "Romance of the Century" He didn't call you by hisself. There were at least 12 dz.commies in da house, and 4 of us were out back and I said "Hey, we need to drunk dial somebody. Who has a phone#?" Seb had you on speed dial faster than I could say 1.800.HOT.CHIK. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #10 July 18, 2003 QuoteSeb had you on speed dial faster than I could say 1.800.HOT.CHIK. The all important question; What number on that speed dial was the Sunny One? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #11 July 18, 2003 QuoteHe didn't call you by hisself. There were at least 12 dz.commies in da house, and 4 of us were out back and I said "Hey, we need to drunk dial somebody. Who has a phone#?" Seb had you on speed dial faster than I could say 1.800.HOT.CHIK. Yep, thats true. I also talked to LizzieB and Celljumper. When Cornholio heard i was on the phone he quickly disappeard...hrm...oh well, i'm still happy. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #12 July 18, 2003 Quote Every time i stalk the girl i love i just get a little piece of paper saying i can't go within 500 feet of her anymore. That's not a good sign~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #13 July 18, 2003 QuoteWe have named our situation the "Romance of the Century" Is that why I haven't gotten a "Fake Orgasm" voice mail in so long? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #14 July 18, 2003 Hey hey... We gots lit up last night. Good talkin to you Sunnyone!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #15 July 18, 2003 Hey, Sebastian, what the fuck? Where's the east coast/ west coast love? Oh, and what were you thinking calling Sunny in her weakened state. She is sure to force you to do some uterus stomping now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Sebazz1 2 #16 July 18, 2003 I kept calling 1-800-Hot-Chick but you never answered... Bwaaahaaaahaaaa!!! I gotta get my sorry @ss out to Raeford one day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites dterrick 0 #17 July 18, 2003 Quote Yep, thats true. I also talked to LizzieB and Celljumper. When Cornholio heard i was on the phone he quickly disappeard...hrm...oh well, i'm still happy. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?? I owed BEER for my first drunk dial, and I wasn't even drunk. must....try....harderrrrr....... ... -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #18 July 18, 2003 QuoteHey, Sebastian, what the fuck? Where's the east coast/ west coast love? Oh, and what were you thinking calling Sunny in her weakened state. She is sure to force you to do some uterus stomping now Back off Chuck. Seb is mine!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites SkymonkeyONE 4 #19 July 18, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHA! You can have the fish boy, but the question is "does he want you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skygal3 0 #20 July 18, 2003 How come you haven't called me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Cornholio 0 #21 July 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteHe didn't call you by hisself. There were at least 12 dz.commies in da house, and 4 of us were out back and I said "Hey, we need to drunk dial somebody. Who has a phone#?" Seb had you on speed dial faster than I could say 1.800.HOT.CHIK. Yep, thats true. I also talked to LizzieB and Celljumper. When Cornholio heard i was on the phone he quickly disappeard...hrm...oh well, i'm still happy. no no no... that's not the way it happened. I walked over to Seb and knew who he was talking to and told him to say hi from me. I DID wait for like 1/3 of a second for him to hand the phone to me, but he didn't. Next time, Sunnyone! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites freefallfreak 0 #22 July 19, 2003 QuoteBack off Chuck. Seb is mine!! Hmmmm...I guess you don't need that carriage ride now, huh? FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites sunshine 2 #23 July 19, 2003 QuoteHmmmm...I guess you don't need that carriage ride now, huh? I just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #24 July 19, 2003 QuoteI just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! What about a sweaty, vulgar kind of love. Is that okay?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #25 July 19, 2003 QuoteI just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! But Sunny, I've offered my love to you over and over again. But you just toss it away. We all can't be Seb. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
SkymonkeyONE 4 #15 July 18, 2003 Hey, Sebastian, what the fuck? Where's the east coast/ west coast love? Oh, and what were you thinking calling Sunny in her weakened state. She is sure to force you to do some uterus stomping now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #16 July 18, 2003 I kept calling 1-800-Hot-Chick but you never answered... Bwaaahaaaahaaaa!!! I gotta get my sorry @ss out to Raeford one day Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #17 July 18, 2003 Quote Yep, thats true. I also talked to LizzieB and Celljumper. When Cornholio heard i was on the phone he quickly disappeard...hrm...oh well, i'm still happy. WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE?? I owed BEER for my first drunk dial, and I wasn't even drunk. must....try....harderrrrr....... ... -Dave Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 July 18, 2003 QuoteHey, Sebastian, what the fuck? Where's the east coast/ west coast love? Oh, and what were you thinking calling Sunny in her weakened state. She is sure to force you to do some uterus stomping now Back off Chuck. Seb is mine!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkymonkeyONE 4 #19 July 18, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHA! You can have the fish boy, but the question is "does he want you?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skygal3 0 #20 July 18, 2003 How come you haven't called me? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #21 July 18, 2003 QuoteQuoteHe didn't call you by hisself. There were at least 12 dz.commies in da house, and 4 of us were out back and I said "Hey, we need to drunk dial somebody. Who has a phone#?" Seb had you on speed dial faster than I could say 1.800.HOT.CHIK. Yep, thats true. I also talked to LizzieB and Celljumper. When Cornholio heard i was on the phone he quickly disappeard...hrm...oh well, i'm still happy. no no no... that's not the way it happened. I walked over to Seb and knew who he was talking to and told him to say hi from me. I DID wait for like 1/3 of a second for him to hand the phone to me, but he didn't. Next time, Sunnyone! Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freefallfreak 0 #22 July 19, 2003 QuoteBack off Chuck. Seb is mine!! Hmmmm...I guess you don't need that carriage ride now, huh? FFF Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #23 July 19, 2003 QuoteHmmmm...I guess you don't need that carriage ride now, huh? I just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #24 July 19, 2003 QuoteI just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! What about a sweaty, vulgar kind of love. Is that okay?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #25 July 19, 2003 QuoteI just wanna be loved....is that so wrong?! But Sunny, I've offered my love to you over and over again. But you just toss it away. We all can't be Seb. Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
