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CrazyThomas

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That was a good joke.

I am not wanted most anywhere. Problem is silencing me. Maybe you and your CCW can do it? isn't that how you handle your traffic altercations?

Wanna hear another offensive joke?
Here's my opinion


Thomas

more offense to follow...don't click thread if you get offended by what you read



And away they go......
I thought the joke was funny, btw;)

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You know, you're right, every time someone cuts me off in traffic, I don't honk, I don't do anything, I just pull up next to them and empty a magazine into their car. Why? Because I'm an all powerful, super-gun-freak.

Now that that's taken care of, I've got a great bridge in New York I'd like to sale you...
--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline."

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You know, you're right, every time someone cuts me off in traffic, I don't honk, I don't do anything, I just pull up next to them and empty a magazine into their car. Why? Because I'm an all powerful, super-gun-freak.



well the first step is admitting you have a problem.
It sounds like you are taking a step in the right direction.


Thomas

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I thought it's "Listen for horn, watch for finger", Dave?


No no, it's "Keep honking asshole, I'm reloading"

Does anyone actually take CrazyTom here seriously? If I'm looking for entertainment, I'll usually go through his threads. I typically don't even bothering reading anything he writes outside of talkback. You know he likes to start shit, so if it bothers you, skip it.
it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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I typically don't even bothering reading anything he writes outside of talkback.



You mean there are other forums?!?!

lol

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You know he likes to start shit..... skip it



All too true. It's the vigilent-'we must have justice'-type o' person that speeks up!

Either that or those that are trying to get post #s up ;)

Either way, we know it serves no purpose to retaliate. Jokes were around, long before pollitical correctness, and they will continue to exist long after we develop the common sense to abolish pollitical correctness.

Nick

and just to keep PC... IMHO



My Karma ran over my Dogma!!!

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Maybe you and your CCW can do it? isn't that how you handle your traffic altercations?



lord, forgive him, for he knoweth not whom he fucketh with.

CrazyThomas:

careful what you wish for.;)
--Richard--
"We Will Not Be Shaken By Thugs, And Terroist"

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Maybe you and your CCW can do it? isn't that how you handle your traffic altercations?
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lord, forgive him, for he knoweth not whom he fucketh with.



Actually, I thought that was the one funny thing he did say. ;)

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Geeeez... I wish I could remember what I edited. Maybe it was the Jew in the oven joke. Or maybe the handicap in a wheelchair joke.

For all you who still take me to seriously...I have three jokes.

---WARNING--- THESE ARE JOKES, only for amusement.


What goes....Ho-De-Doe, Ho-De-Doe, Ho-De-Doe?
3 blacks running for an elevator.

Why bo blacks wear white gloves when eating Tootsie Rolls?
So they don't bite their fingers off.

Why are there no mexican gold medalists in the summer olymipcs?
Because any mexican that can run, swim, or jump is already in the U.S.


Later,
Thomas

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