the lawyer

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The Lawyer



A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of
the office,
ready to
show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came
along, too
close to the
curb, and completely tore off the driver's door of the Lexus.

The counselor immediately grabbed his cell phone, dialed 911, and
it wasn't
more than
2 minutes before a policeman pulled up.

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer
started
screaming hysterically.

His Lexus, which he had just picked up the day before, was now
completely ruined and would never be the same, no matter how the
body shop
tried to
make it new again.

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook
his head
in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic
you lawyers
are," he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you
neglect
the most important things in life."

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.


The cop replied, "My God, don't you even realize that your left
arm is
missi ng? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"

"My God!" screamed the lawyer. "Where's my Rolex?"

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