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Vallerina

My old roommate is very creepy

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Ever since we've stopped living with each other, she has really started acting strange. She went out and bought the exact same car that I have. She reads the same magazines and watches the same shows. She started dressing like me.

She just e-mailed me to inform me that she hired an belly-dancing skydiving intern who loves math. (I recently signed up for belly-dancing, and I love math.) She misses me a bit too much....I didn't think belly-dancing skydiving girls that love math were all that common.
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I didn't think belly-dancing skydiving girls that love math were all that common.


ROFLMFAO!!

I can learn to belly dance if more are needed. :ph34r:



Yes. I'm thinking we could replace the Lancaster Bomber re-enactment with something a little.... saucier ;) :D:D
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I can learn to belly dance if more are needed. :ph34r:



Yes. I'm thinking we could replace the Lancaster Bomber re-enactment with something a little.... saucier ;) :D:D


Yes, we should replace it with hot, naked men running around while I shoot paintballs at them.

Oh...you were talking about girls belly-dancing, weren't you?

And, Bytch....you just want to play with those little cymbals!!!
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That's like asking an Australian why they call fries chips. They also call potato chips chips.
So when you're @ a diner & ask for chips... what are you going to get? guess you don't know till it's served to you.

If you live w/ someone there's prob at least one room in the place you share, kitchen, living room, toilet... thus room mate.

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What do you call them?



Someone you share a house with is called a house-mate. Someone you share a flat with is called a flat-mate (granted apartment-mate would sound pretty stoopid).
When you share a room you have a room-mate.




so what do you call the 3rd person in a threesome? a mate-mate?:D
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I think roommate is a blanket word, just like in the south "coke" is a blanket word we use for "soda" or "soft drink". It's become an acceptable "slang" term. It's just a general term. And to me, a "housemate" or a "fratmate" sounds funny--I've never heard anyone use the term housemate, and having never left the US, I've really only heard fratmate in movies!

Vallerina--Be glad this is happening now that she's NOT your roommate anymore! I had some very bad experiences with my roommate that were just as creepy, but we were still living together at the time!


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Why do americans call someone you share a house or apartment with a room-mate?


How do you know we didn't share a room in college??? :)
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I have'nt seen you at a DZ since Perris


That's because you're too much of a slacker to drive up to Chicago to jump out of fast planes! :D

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Vallerina--Be glad this is happening now that she's NOT your roommate anymore!


hehe....she's actually not psycho. It's more just weird coincidences. Okay...the car thing was a little weird...same color...same year...same kind...that was odd.

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Have you checked you phone for bugs? and your car of a GPS tracker?


Hmm....she did spy on our old roommate quite a bit....hmm....
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Sorry



That's better... can't have her finding out who it really was!
Yeah, I found that one... but it turns me on in a wierd sort of way. You weren't looking at it were you?!

it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality

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