While trying to confirm santa's airplane

[lummy 4]

I came across these:

A little girl is in line to see Santa When it is her turn, she climbs up on Santa’s lap.

Santa asks, “What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?”

The little girl replies, “I want a Barbie and GI Joe”

Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says, “I thought Barbie comes with Ken.”

“No,” said the little girl, “she comes with GI Joe. She fakes it with Ken.”

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[lummy 4]

and more.......

A little boy is walking down the street with his father when he observes two dogs mating. He turns to has father and asks, “What are they doing, daddy?”

The father replies, “Well, son, I guess it’s OK for you to know. That is how puppies are made.”

That night, the little boy has a bad dream and enters his parents’ bedroom to discover them having sex. “What are you doing?” he asks.

“Well,” replies his embarrassed dad, “we didn’t intend for you to know about this sort of thing until you’re older, but since you’ve seen, you might as well know: This is how babies are made.”

“Well turn her over,” the little boy says. “I’d rather have a puppy.”

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[bbarnhouse 0]

Bwahhhhhhhhh thanks Lumsters Ineeded a bit'o laughter today.

[skyesspot 0]

Ummm.. a little time on your hands there huney??

Life is too short. Don't sweat the small stuff.

[lummy 4]

Anytime Bets.... Anytime ;)

N just what would you be implying Skye? hUh????

I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1

[CLBroadhead 0]

I jumped with Santa at Mile-Hi. His white beard and mustache fly up in free-fall. -- It's so cute!