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crapflinger2000

After reading the below, is Crap a pig?

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The Chivalrous Pig

Pigs are models of sincerity, purity, tolerance, and honor. They are careful and caring, obliging and chivalrous.

Pigs are the people everyone likes.

Pigs are loyal, faithful, and giving only so long as they approve of you. Also, remember that a pig rarely asks for help and cannot graciously accept it.

A pig doesn't say much - but when he does decide to speak, suddenly, nothing can stop him until he runs out of subjects.

Pigs are born with an excellent nose for style in everything.The pig often over-eats, but he eats with good taste.

In relationships, pig people are sensitive, sweet, naive, and caring. They are romantic and certainly are the marriage-type. But on the other hand, pigs can also be possessive, jealous and exclusive.

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The Chivalrous Pig

Pigs are models of sincerity, purity, tolerance, and honor. They are careful and caring, obliging and chivalrous.



Actually true... yup
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Pigs are the people everyone likes.

Yep
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Pigs are loyal, faithful, and giving only so long as they approve of you. Also, remember that a pig rarely asks for help and cannot graciously accept it.



Hmmm.... you are loyal, I don't care if you approve of me so I don't take notice. You're willing to accept and ask for help so that's out..
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A pig doesn't say much - but when he does decide to speak, suddenly, nothing can stop him until he runs out of subjects.




APPARENTLY..... you decided to speak...

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Pigs are born with an excellent nose for style in everything.The pig often over-eats, but he eats with good taste.

Rip Fuel is not good taste



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In relationships, pig people are sensitive, sweet, naive, and caring. They are romantic and certainly are the marriage-type. But on the other hand, pigs can also be possessive, jealous and exclusive.



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