Sanity keeping tips & tricks...

[SkydiveNFlorida 0]

These were posted on the reef central message board, just thought i'd share as they cracked me up!

How to keep a healthy level of
insanity:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to
have to let one of you go."
3) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.
4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it IN."
5) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
7) Dont use any punctuation
8) Use, too...much; punctuation!
9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
12) Sing along at the opera.
13) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle
sounds all day.
15) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party
because you're not in the mood.
16) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.
17) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time
this week!!!"
18) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling,
Run for your lives, they're loose!"

And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity....
19) Send this to everyone in your address book, even if they sent it to
you or have asked you not to send them stuff like this.

[CrazyIvan 0]

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4) Put your rubbish bin on your desk and label it IN."

I labeled my trash can at work "Important files", it was a hoot

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[Zenister 0]

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9) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

ive been given shit for doing this, and yet i passed a PT test (2 miles in 16 something min) doing it instead of running..i found it easier...

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