skymama 37 #1 July 24, 2003 WHINE!! On Tuesday, I cut my finger on a water bottle. Yes, a water bottle. The cut is right in the middle of my thumb on my dominant hand, so I use that thumb so much, the cut isn't healing. It hurts. I drank too much wine last night and now my head hurts. While walking through my apartment last night, I stubbed my 4th toe on a piece of furniture (could have something to do with the wine ). This morning, it's all black and blue and it hurts. My first thought was, "damnit, now I'm going to have trouble running out my landings!" All this has happened since Chopchop came here. Coincidence? I think not! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #2 July 24, 2003 cheese you say?? Check your navel... ...and don't blame me for your natural clumsiness... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #3 July 24, 2003 QuoteCheck your navel From what we heard about your feet Chopchop, thats where Andrea should check first....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #4 July 24, 2003 QuoteFrom what we heard about your feet Chopchop, thats where Andrea should check first.... I have been wearing my Tevas pretty much non-stop since my arrival in FL 7 days ago... chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #5 July 24, 2003 Quote...and don't blame me for your natural clumsiness... Heeey, you're not supposed to be online right now! I only wrote that because I thought you were on the road and I could blame you without you being able to see it. I mean, if I blame myself, then I have to admit to being clumsy! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NightJumper 0 #6 July 24, 2003 1. Duct tape the thumb and quit whining! Drink more wine. 2. Head still hurts....Drink more wine! 3. Tape 4th toe to 3rd toe in case it is broken....Drink more wine! Oh, I forgot that you are Princes Andrea.....ignore the above and I will send over the servants to take care of you Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #7 July 24, 2003 Quote Oh, I forgot that you are Princes Andrea.....ignore the above and I will send over the servants to take care of you isn't chopchop her servant? he's not doing a very good job! __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #8 July 24, 2003 Quoteisn't chopchop her servant? he's not doing a very good job! He did take out the trash this morning which was very nice. I wonder if having a broken toe is enough of an injury to get him to pack for me this weekend. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Stacy 0 #9 July 24, 2003 you have a broken toe. he should pack for you, carry you around, and buy you expensive things. duh. __ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #10 July 24, 2003 QuoteI wonder if having a broken toe is enough of an injury to get him to pack for me this weekend. NOPE!!! if you can jump with it, you can pack with it chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #11 July 24, 2003 QuoteNOPE!!! if you can jump with it, you can pack with it Chilvary is dead! Go to Miami so I can talk about you behind your back now. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #12 July 24, 2003 QuoteQuoteNOPE!!! if you can jump with it, you can pack with it Chilvary is dead! Go to Miami so I can talk about you behind your back now. Obviously, trying to fake injuries to get pampered isnt!Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #13 July 24, 2003 QuoteObviously, trying to fake injuries to get pampered isnt! It's not fake, I really did break it. The bruising is getting worse by the hour, and is extending past my toe down onto my foot too. But, I'm still gonna try to jump with it. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #14 July 24, 2003 Quoteextending past my toe down onto my foot too I've got a grapefruit spoon handy if you need it choped....Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #15 July 24, 2003 QuoteI've got a grapefruit spoon handy if you need it choped.... Wow, chilvary isn't dead after all. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #16 July 24, 2003 Since you mentioned cheese... my friend has this problem... he is a photographer and does photo layouts for food magazines. He arranges all the food on the table, kind of "poses" it, and then gives the pics to the mag for publishing with an article. My question is, what does cheese say when you take it's picture? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #17 July 24, 2003 Quote My first thought was, "damnit, now I'm going to have trouble running out my landings!" Ive seen your landings, dont worry! Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #18 July 24, 2003 QuoteIve seen your landings, dont worry! Hey, no fair! I have great landings now and even get a sweet little surf out of my Sabre 2, and you know it! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rdutch 0 #19 July 24, 2003 Thats what I said, Ive seen your landing's dont worry. As in you will do fine. Ray Small and fast what every girl dreams of! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #20 July 24, 2003 Nice recovery... lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #21 July 24, 2003 It sounded sincere to me the first time. Toes are nothing, Andrea, you can jump with broken knees and ankles "Feet out, butt-slide, SAFE!" On that really nice turf landing area, too. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #22 July 24, 2003 QuoteThats what I said, Ive seen your landing's dont worry. As in you will do fine. Sorry if I took it the wrong way, Ray. I get teased so much about every little thing, my guard is always up!She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #23 July 24, 2003 QuoteWow, chilvary isn't dead after all. No, but chivalry still is. (...my apologies....the English major in me can't let 3 mispellings in a row go by without some kind of smartass retort....not even for Princess Andi....) Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #24 July 24, 2003 Quote(...my apologies....the English major in me can't let 3 mispellings in a row go by without some kind of smartass retort....not even for Princess Andi....) LOL, thanks, Don. I hate misspellings too, but I'm not in the right frame of mind to even notice today. By the way....I just decided to do spellcheck, and you spelled "misspellings" wrong. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLFKING 4 #25 July 24, 2003 Quoteand you spelled "misspellings" wrong. Touche, Your Highness. Hope your toe feels better. Don Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites