dropdeded 0 #1 July 26, 2003 Was a polite way of telling a lady "your slip is showing" (many, many moons ago). Know any more "old sayings"? dropdeded------------------------------------------ The Dude Abides. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 July 26, 2003 what the hell is a slip? Didn't all woman wear a thong with a dress back then?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #3 July 26, 2003 I always liked ....."Nice shoes....wanna fuck?" Oh wait....that's not really "old" i guess.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gawain 0 #4 July 26, 2003 My dad and I always shared this one when I was a kid: "Who knows what evil lurks in the minds of men...the shadow knows..." Although we always said it as, "Who knows, only the shadow knows what evil lurks in the minds of men" I still call them "Albums" (instead of CDs)... Then there was, XYZ PDQ...for those whose zippers were undone (eXamine Your Zipper Pretty Damn Quick). Hmm.....So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VanillaSkyGirl 6 #5 July 26, 2003 Huh? Here I was getting ready to send ((((((((((((VIBES))))))))))))))) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dumpster 0 #6 July 26, 2003 "It's snowing down South" was another way of letting a lady know about her slip. edited for punctuation- Easy Does It Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #7 July 26, 2003 "The barn doors open" - You fly is down "Gotta go see a man about a horse" - Going to the bathroom "Uglier than home-made sin" - An unattractive individual "Bleeding like a stuck pig" - Someone has injured themselves "Got more rolls than a bakery" - Extremely overweight Can you tell I was raised in the country? PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Push 0 #8 July 26, 2003 "Your fly is afraid of heights" -- Toggle Whippin' Yahoo Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
QuickDraw 0 #9 July 26, 2003 Although its un-related, i was listening to a radio show inthe morning a few months ago, the subject of the phone-in was "things your parents say or told you when you were young", one caller told how her grandfarther replied, when asked, "Why don't you have any hair on your head ?", to which he replied "..it was shot off during the war" I still laugh when i think of that. -- Hope you don't die. -- I'm fucking winning Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #10 July 26, 2003 my favorite old saying form my birthpalce (NY) eY!, go fuck yourself! its a timless classic!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #11 July 26, 2003 yes a fellow man born of the great State. New York state Motto: "Don't worry, it's only a >flesh woundI lived in Lake Placid, "colder than a witches tit" meant it's 30 below zero again. -------------------------------------------------------------"pull my finger" -"I'll be back at 0-dark 30" meant I'll come back from fishing 30mins after sunset. "but, that's a horse of a different color"_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kallend 2,162 #12 July 26, 2003 Quote "Gotta go see a man about a horse" - Going to the bathroom We used "Siphon the python" and "Drain the dragon" for that.... The only sure way to survive a canopy collision is not to have one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyhi 24 #13 July 26, 2003 QuoteGot more rolls than a bakery" - Extremely overweight Got more Chins than the San Francisco phonebook.Shit happens. And it usually happens because of physics. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #14 July 26, 2003 QuoteWe used "Siphon the python" and "Drain the dragon" for that. My mom use to say: I'm gonna water the petunias __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cloudseeker2001 0 #15 July 27, 2003 Funny. How do you tell a woman her zipper is down? Not that I am looking but I always notice these things...........You know, I am in the elevator and a few people are on it and I look and sure enough, some woman's fly is down and open, and she has not a clue! "Some call it heavenly in it's brilliance, others mean and rueful of the western dream" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 July 27, 2003 QuoteHow do you tell a woman her zipper is down? If she is hot......I like to just stick my hand in her pants. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bluefingers 0 #17 July 28, 2003 Who popped a bunny? ....... meaning .... who farted? Kerry Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MochaSkyChick 0 #18 July 28, 2003 QuoteQuoteGot more rolls than a bakery" - Extremely overweight Got more Chins than the San Francisco phonebook. ROTFL PMS #62 Zarza R[red Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
