suz 0 #1 July 28, 2003 A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. "Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. "Go away!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money!" and she proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. "Don't be too hasty!" he said. "Not until you have at least seen my demonstration." And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto her hallway carpet. "If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder." The old lady stepped back and said, "Well I hope you've got a really good appetite, because they cut off my electricity this morning..." Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 July 28, 2003 LOL! Thanks Suz I needed that!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
suz 0 #3 July 28, 2003 Believe me...so did I! Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #4 July 28, 2003 LMAO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
