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Saw this interesting little article from the Wall street journal and thought I'd share it since I HATE dealing with the machine.

Searching for an Operator

By Jane Spencer
Staff Reporter of THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

With the new federal "Do Not Call List" curbing telemarketing calls, companies are grousing that it will be tougher for them to reach you. One irony: it is getting more difficult for you to reach them, too.

Live operators increasingly are an endangered species on customer-service phone lines, as the services become a target of corporate cost cutting. In the past year, dozens of Fortune 500 companies have closed U.S. call centers.

While companies have been hiding live operators behind push-button phone menus for years, the latest technology gives them more ways to automate service and reduce staffing costs. Companies including Merrill Lynch and Aetna, for instance, are steering customer calls to "virtual agents" -- machines with computerized voices that use voice-recognition technology to try to figure out your answers. Other companies are redirecting customers to Web-based self-service options, where you type in your question and wait for someone to write back with an answer. Or else the companies want you to search a list of FAQs, or "frequently asked questions."

Is there any way to escape the maze and find human help? Last year, Personal Journal called customer-service lines at 25 companies, including American Airlines and Visa. Then, we put together a list of escape codes to dial to bypass the companies' automated attendants.

Over the past year, many companies have found new ways to foil callers, and some of the escape codes have changed. At Chase bank, for instance, pressing star zero used to take you straight to a human. Now, you have to dial five-one-four-star-zero to reach an operator. But there is some good news: A few companies have actually made operators easier to find. At Wells Fargo you used to have to dial zero, then pound. Now you can just hit zero.

Below is an updated list of escape codes at frequently called companies.





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Navigating the Maze
To combat one of life's major annoyances, we called 25 companies and tried to find the secret code that lets you bypass the automated menu and go straight to a human being.*

NUMBER ESCAPE ROUTE
Banks
Bank of America 800-900-9000 Hit zero twice, after menu choices play
Chase 800-CHASE24 Hit five, pause, then hit one, four, star, zero
CitiBank 800-374-9700 Zero
Wells Fargo 800-869-3557 Zero
Travel Reservations
American 800-433-7300 Press zero twice, then say "agent"
Amtrak 800-872-7245 Zero or say "agent"
Continental 800-523-3273 Three – but sometimes calls go straight to an agent
Delta 800-221-1212 Zero
Northwest 800-225-2525 Star, zero, after initial greeting
Southwest 800-435-9792 Calls answered by operator; during busy times you might have to hold
United 800-864-8331 Say nothing (but you have to listen through lots of menus)
US Airways 800-428-4322 Hit four after initial greeting, then hit one
Wireless Providers
AT&T Wireless 800-888-7600 No easy escape
Sprint PCS 888-788-5001 Zero twice, then say "agent"
T-Mobile 800-937-8997 Enter your phone number
Verizon Wireless 800-922-0204 No easy escape
Credit Cards
American Express 800-528-4800 Hit zero, pound, three times over (ignore prompts that it's an invalid entry)
MasterCard 800-MC-ASSIST Hit zero three times (once on each menu)
Visa 800- 847-2911 Hit zero three times (ignore prompts saying that it's an invalid entry)
PC Tech Support
Apple 800-275-2273 Zero three times; if virtual rep answers, say "operator"
Dell 888-560-8324 Hit zero twice
Gateway 800-846-2301 Hit zero, pound
HP (Compaq Products) 800-652-6672 No easy escape
HP (Hewlett-Packard) 800-474-6836 Say "agent"
IBM 800-IBM-4YOU You go into a hold queue immediately
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"Southwest 800-435-9792 Calls answered by operator; during busy times you might have to hold"

Just one more reason to fly Southwest.
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Rob,
I hate those recording too. Usually though you can cut through the shit by hitting ZERO (as you can see in your post!;)

but there are the occasions when they hide em behind a diff combo of buttons..... I guess that why I dont play video games...I get my fill of combo punches and navigating through mazes when Im on the phone:P
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You can also very often 'escape' by just not pressing any buttons.. Although that works less often now than it used to... Pity the poor remaining users of pulse-dial or rotary phones!
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