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> damn you! I knew someone would call me on that....

This being talkback, there should be some sort of poll!

To get the stuff you need for your fantasies, do you have to go to:

A. the local video rental place
B. the supermarket
C. Home Depot
D. a local farm

The most critical thing to successful realization of those fantasies is:

A. the twin sister
B. a water based substance
C. the pilot being distracted during a critical juncture
D. keys
E. getting discovered

The biggest problem you'll have realizing your fantasies:

A. something needs to stay refrigerated
B. ceiling is not high enough
C. Monday night football is on
D. lost keys
E. no girlfriend
F. gotta get one more post in on the fantasies thread

(Yes, Jessica, Amy is away this weekend)

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A. the twin sister
B. a water based substance
C. the pilot being distracted during a critical juncture
D. keys
E. getting discovered



What about the jello????????????????

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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Somehow with your new avatar I seem to not want to aggravate as much .....geez I must have liked the red hairy monster



I know I am reaaaaaaaaaaaaaally tired right now, but what?:S



Remember I was giving you a hard time for awhile....oh nevermind....I'll just keep on aggravating....*looks around * who said I could pm them with his # so I could call at 3am?????

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B|
i like lace, rope and the outdoors, in any combo/order. plus most other things. Oh! and lately, in a curious twist, I seem to like asian women....

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O.K., you first....


you're up!



I like scented candles, the smell of nylon in the afternoon, adventurous women who like to share potato chips down by the swoop pond and porn. Ok who is next?

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Yes, that is a radio. But it didn't work. So basically it was just a piece of plastic, that I took along for the ride.:S



That's okay. I've talked a student down to a perfect landing, only to find out it wasn't my student!:D My level 3 student was on another channel and actually had a good pattern and landing.:o

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Ever made Jello?


Um, actually, no....but isn't it gelatin based rather than water based? Or am I being nitpicky?

Vectorboy....I've made jello pudding a lot....with milk and whipped cream.....:$ I like the banana flavor, and the pistachio flavor,

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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That's okay. I've talked a student down to a perfect landing, only to find out it wasn't my student! My level 3 student was on another channel and actually had a good pattern and landing.



So you're a multi-tasker? Good for you.B|

Chris



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you do know we are talking about CrazyIvan, who's trying to take my boy away from me


Yes, I was aware that Ivan is going after custody of your long lost virgin child. I was just offering to help...and yes, my hair is long enough to do that with. Although running around braless can be rather painful for me...but I'll endure! Anything to save a father and his son.

Hey, wait, isn't this the sexual fantasy thread? Hrm.........

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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***Any dz.commers want to see a good show? Well youre invited...bring your shades, sunscreen, towel and watch the games begin!!! Man, Im gonna love this...
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Okay, you win. I haven't learned how to surf after 20 years.:(

Mr. Stylin, this is about skydiving. BTW, only kooks go out at Tormouline. Again, check your spelling. Like most other streets in PB (Pacific Beach) they are named after gems and precious stones. But you wouldn't know that being land locked and surf twice a year. If you pick me up at the dropzone I'll go surf with you, but at a much nicer place like Lower's. But then again, you won't.:D Once again you are correct; you are a waste of time.

PS. Don't stay too long at work. Unless you are scamming your company.:D



OK, back to this, got side tracked for a while.

1. Tourmaline may not be the best spot, but its my spot, and I dont see too many kooks out on the point or cove. Shows you how much you know about Tourmo.

2. What is this shit about "picking you up at the dropzone"? Are you f*ing crazy?????

OK everybody get this. I hate this dude with an extreme passion, and he wants me to come pick him up at the DZ.
Maybe I should buy you dinner too? Get your own ride out to Tourmo. This is competition and I am not 'your friend', I am your worst nightmare.

And dont go on with this "I wont" shit, I will give you advance notice of when and what time Ill be there and you be there with your board...no excuses! Period. Be there. And try not to forget your board.

3. Youre not going surfing "with me", youre not doing anything "with me". The game plan is, paddle out on the cove, when a big one comes in, we both take off and go at it. Last one standing wins. Oh, and um, there are no rules:P

4. This is competition between two people that hate each other, and you cant get more competitive than that. The loser in this match walks away in shame, and I dont play to lose. You can bet on it. Will see you there.

And be there. No excuses.

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Michelle, what about the chicken?


Oh, I've never thought about a chicken. Unless it's the dinner/romance part of the fantasy. Chicken in wine with garlic mashed potatoes and blanched asparagas....and a bottle or two of a good white wine...yeppers, that could be easily handled...that's the start of a good romantic interlude...

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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