Kris 0 #76 June 21, 2003 QuoteHell yes I'm enjoying Key West. Life is good, my friend, life is good. Wake boardking, snorkeling, scuba diving, drinking coronas at noon, and all I have to do is do a few tandem videos every day to pay for it all. Not bad. I hate your life....but it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #77 June 21, 2003 QuoteBless you Kris... you're a good man. - There was ever a doubt?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #78 June 21, 2003 This isn't even porno. It's bathroom stall stuff... imagination. Hey, my husband lives hundreds of miles from me.... I really enjoyed it! Write more, write more!! I suppose some of Hemingways works could have been considered bathroom stall stuff, but they still make me hot!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MC208B 0 #79 June 21, 2003 Geez! Just read this post. Have you ever got laid or do ya just dream and spank the monkey? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #80 June 21, 2003 I think he spanks it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #81 June 21, 2003 Wow...sit flying.......you are one free flyin GOD jumprunner. As for evreyone else....wassup Kris? Can't wait to see everyone again at WFFC!!!!! All you Mofo's better show up this year! Evreyone thought I was bullshittin last year! Come free flyin Ho's!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #82 June 21, 2003 QuoteGeez! Just read this post. Have you ever got laid or do ya just dream and spank the monkey? HUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!!!skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #83 June 21, 2003 No joke dude i could write better stuff, and i have never had sex!! *tries to look innocent*I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #85 June 21, 2003 QuoteHUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!! I'm sorry sweety! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #86 June 21, 2003 QuoteHUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!!! You poor thing! When does he come home? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #87 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteHUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!! I'm sorry sweety! [/repl For some strange reason it's easier for guys than for girls, at least in my age group......hence my love for almost porno literature...skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #88 June 21, 2003 QuoteWow...sit flying.......you are one free flyin GOD jumprunner. As for evreyone else....wassup Kris? Can't wait to see everyone again at WFFC!!!!! All you Mofo's better show up this year! Evreyone thought I was bullshittin last year! Come free flyin Ho's!!! Clay, you ignorant slut! Of course I will be at WFFC. I have my room at the Fanmaker Inn already booked for the entire run. It's important to have a place within stumbling distance. BTW, I have two items I am bringing. The first is Cazadora's t-shirt that was cut off of her at the convention by Scotty Carbone during the wet/no t-shirt contest, and signed by PhreeZone and myself. All attending DZ.commers must sign it, and it will be presented by me as a trophy to the one who's nig-noggery standards leave the rest of us in the dust, to be passed on to the next heir at the 2004 convention. And so on, and so on... And for you, my partner in crime, a stuffed sheep I got out of one of those hook-a-prize arcade machines. It popped out, looked at me and said, "Where's Fowler? I want my child-support money!". So, SheepZilla is waiting in the car for you as we speak. Only 40 days until the 7th seal is broken!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #89 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteyou'll need far more than what you've written here. Far more. More brains, more balls, and more imagination. Um, he's talking about sneaking up behind a total stranger and licking her pussy. I'd say that's pretty ballsy! Go for it, jumprunner! My hats off to ya! Wait til he goes to take a piss then make your move. OK, now yall are getting worse than I am. Nope, dont think I want to compete with yall on this subject, I know better than that by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Snowwhite 0 #90 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteHUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!!! You poor thing! When does he come home? Ciels- Michele He lives in South Carolina, I live in Illinois. He retires in 12 years, so I guess that is when I can actually expect him to come home. I think I may get to see him on July 4th, unless I need to go to Rantoul to work for the WFFC that day. And he will be at the WFFC in August, so I will see him then. Could be worse, he could be in one of those "i-stan" places.....skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #91 June 21, 2003 12 years? Oh my word.... And yes, at least stateside is far better than an overseas station in a very hot nation. Good luck, Snowwhite, and I hope you get to see him soon!! Ciels- michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Schroeder 0 #92 June 21, 2003 Holy shit guys can we all not jump on the hacking bandwagon? We don't need bad blood around here. Some may not find the fantasy tasteful, but it was just a fantasy, it wasn't my kind of thing, but neither are 14" dildos or mouth gags, but some people like that. We're a freaky bunch here, that much is true, so before hacking on someone else for something; think about all that weird shit you like first. Lets turn this into a constructive thread and post the freaky shit you're down with! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #93 June 21, 2003 OK, I did what you requested, the posts retaliating against the personal attacks on me by "Michele" are deleted. WTF, they are just postings from someone I cant stand anyways, WTF do I care what she thinks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Michele 1 #94 June 21, 2003 QuoteWTF do I care what she thinks? But...but...that's not what you said in your emails, Chris! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Kris 0 #95 June 21, 2003 QuoteOK, I did what you requested, the posts retaliating against the personal attacks on me by "Michele" are deleted. WTF, they are just postings from someone I cant stand anyways, WTF do I care what she thinks? They weren't personal attacks. Trust me, if Michele decided to rain on your parade, you'd know it. That and the fact that she's the only person on this website with explicit approval to make a personal attack on someone shows her remarkable restraint.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites VectorBoy 0 #96 June 21, 2003 QuoteHoly shit guys can we all not jump on the hacking bandwagon? We don't need bad blood around here. Some may not find the fantasy tasteful, but it was just a fantasy, it wasn't my kind of thing, but neither are 14" dildos or mouth gags, Oh then you really aren't going to like sawzalls and linear power drives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Schroeder 0 #97 June 21, 2003 sawzalls... is that what I'm thinking? does that even work? lol, nice. that's creative. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jumprunner 0 #98 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteWTF do I care what she thinks? But...but...that's not what you said in your emails, Chris! Ciels- Michele Id appreciate it if you wouldnt call me by my first name, we are not friends here, okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Muenkel 0 #99 June 21, 2003 Jumprunner...aka...Chris (good name btw), First of all, I didn't bother to read your original post simply because I like to believe I have a little bit of class. But, I do want to suggest that going up against Michele in the battle of words is a losing fight for you. Listen, there are a lot of very cool people here who enjoy eachother's company. If you wish to play in this playground do yourelf a favor and read the forum rules. They were quite helpful to me at one time, when I was acting like a prick. You're on a fast track to being poked by the hot fork. A lot of folks around here at one time have acted in the way you're acting now. Most of them, got the clue and are now enjoying the special world we have here. If you want to be a part of it, it's in your hands. Best of luck to you. Chris BTW, Michele is a friend of mine and she can certainly handle herself. But go after her and I just may ask Sangiro if I can borrow his hot fork. And it won't be pretty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Viking 0 #100 June 21, 2003 well said pops I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Next Page 4 of 9 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. 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Kris 0 #88 June 21, 2003 QuoteWow...sit flying.......you are one free flyin GOD jumprunner. As for evreyone else....wassup Kris? Can't wait to see everyone again at WFFC!!!!! All you Mofo's better show up this year! Evreyone thought I was bullshittin last year! Come free flyin Ho's!!! Clay, you ignorant slut! Of course I will be at WFFC. I have my room at the Fanmaker Inn already booked for the entire run. It's important to have a place within stumbling distance. BTW, I have two items I am bringing. The first is Cazadora's t-shirt that was cut off of her at the convention by Scotty Carbone during the wet/no t-shirt contest, and signed by PhreeZone and myself. All attending DZ.commers must sign it, and it will be presented by me as a trophy to the one who's nig-noggery standards leave the rest of us in the dust, to be passed on to the next heir at the 2004 convention. And so on, and so on... And for you, my partner in crime, a stuffed sheep I got out of one of those hook-a-prize arcade machines. It popped out, looked at me and said, "Where's Fowler? I want my child-support money!". So, SheepZilla is waiting in the car for you as we speak. Only 40 days until the 7th seal is broken!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #89 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteyou'll need far more than what you've written here. Far more. More brains, more balls, and more imagination. Um, he's talking about sneaking up behind a total stranger and licking her pussy. I'd say that's pretty ballsy! Go for it, jumprunner! My hats off to ya! Wait til he goes to take a piss then make your move. OK, now yall are getting worse than I am. Nope, dont think I want to compete with yall on this subject, I know better than that by now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Snowwhite 0 #90 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteHUNDREDS OF MILES! dO YOU uNdeRSTAND ME??!! HUNDREDS!!! You poor thing! When does he come home? Ciels- Michele He lives in South Carolina, I live in Illinois. He retires in 12 years, so I guess that is when I can actually expect him to come home. I think I may get to see him on July 4th, unless I need to go to Rantoul to work for the WFFC that day. And he will be at the WFFC in August, so I will see him then. Could be worse, he could be in one of those "i-stan" places.....skydiveTaylorville.org freefallbeth@yahoo.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #91 June 21, 2003 12 years? Oh my word.... And yes, at least stateside is far better than an overseas station in a very hot nation. Good luck, Snowwhite, and I hope you get to see him soon!! Ciels- michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #92 June 21, 2003 Holy shit guys can we all not jump on the hacking bandwagon? We don't need bad blood around here. Some may not find the fantasy tasteful, but it was just a fantasy, it wasn't my kind of thing, but neither are 14" dildos or mouth gags, but some people like that. We're a freaky bunch here, that much is true, so before hacking on someone else for something; think about all that weird shit you like first. Lets turn this into a constructive thread and post the freaky shit you're down with! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #93 June 21, 2003 OK, I did what you requested, the posts retaliating against the personal attacks on me by "Michele" are deleted. WTF, they are just postings from someone I cant stand anyways, WTF do I care what she thinks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #94 June 21, 2003 QuoteWTF do I care what she thinks? But...but...that's not what you said in your emails, Chris! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #95 June 21, 2003 QuoteOK, I did what you requested, the posts retaliating against the personal attacks on me by "Michele" are deleted. WTF, they are just postings from someone I cant stand anyways, WTF do I care what she thinks? They weren't personal attacks. Trust me, if Michele decided to rain on your parade, you'd know it. That and the fact that she's the only person on this website with explicit approval to make a personal attack on someone shows her remarkable restraint.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VectorBoy 0 #96 June 21, 2003 QuoteHoly shit guys can we all not jump on the hacking bandwagon? We don't need bad blood around here. Some may not find the fantasy tasteful, but it was just a fantasy, it wasn't my kind of thing, but neither are 14" dildos or mouth gags, Oh then you really aren't going to like sawzalls and linear power drives. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #97 June 21, 2003 sawzalls... is that what I'm thinking? does that even work? lol, nice. that's creative. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #98 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteWTF do I care what she thinks? But...but...that's not what you said in your emails, Chris! Ciels- Michele Id appreciate it if you wouldnt call me by my first name, we are not friends here, okay? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #99 June 21, 2003 Jumprunner...aka...Chris (good name btw), First of all, I didn't bother to read your original post simply because I like to believe I have a little bit of class. But, I do want to suggest that going up against Michele in the battle of words is a losing fight for you. Listen, there are a lot of very cool people here who enjoy eachother's company. If you wish to play in this playground do yourelf a favor and read the forum rules. They were quite helpful to me at one time, when I was acting like a prick. You're on a fast track to being poked by the hot fork. A lot of folks around here at one time have acted in the way you're acting now. Most of them, got the clue and are now enjoying the special world we have here. If you want to be a part of it, it's in your hands. Best of luck to you. Chris BTW, Michele is a friend of mine and she can certainly handle herself. But go after her and I just may ask Sangiro if I can borrow his hot fork. And it won't be pretty. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #100 June 21, 2003 well said pops I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
