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Rushing to get in before the lock. I've never been in a locked thread before. That would mean beer:D I'll bring the case owed out to the WFFC.
May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view. May your mountains rise into and above the clouds. - Edward Abbey

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Well I guess that shows us how "smart" you must be. Im at work, working late, miss "exquisite intellectual taste".



Yes, Lord knows you'd never have trouble getting a date. Someone like you would not have to PM and e-mail random women you've never talked to and ask for their phone numbers and/or beg them to talk to you.

Now, that would be desperate.
Skydiving is for cool people only

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Yes, Lord knows you'd never have trouble getting a date. Someone like you would not have to PM and e-mail random women you've never talked to and ask for their phone numbers and/or beg them to talk to you.

Now, that would be desperate.



You know, I heard a funny story from an editrix friend about someone who was doing things like that. Tragic, isn't it?
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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All I know is that Kris added me to the drunk dial list and only ONE person has called me......I'm bitter


What...like I would give anyone else your number?

*fondles MissKriss' list entry......"My precioussssssssssss!"*
Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and
Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™

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is it Styyyyyyllllllin [Laugh]

Yes, it is. Among many of his other personalities, it is....

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A woman asking a guy out??? You really are desperate arent you? Go out with her Sharkey, she's lonely and she needs you!


Not so desperate as I would be if I wore no underwear and stuck my bottom in your face...

As for Sharky, he and I are friends from when I started skydiving. He was there when I got my license - you know, that piece of paper which allows me to jump by myself? You get it after you go through AFF...have you started yours yet?

Shark was with me when we did a 7 point 3 way. You know - when you and two friends go skydiving together and switch grips and stuff before you put the canopy out? And no, grabbing your tandem master's hand seven times does not count...

And you really should use your apostrophe key...

As for being smart, I most certainly am. Thank you for noticing.

Ciels-
Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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You know, its like all of your other posts...you talk alot, but you dont show me much, just a lot of talk and nonsense. And I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say.



Okay Mr. Stylin... I'll piss in your direction.
First off, I do not hide. You can bring your fatass to SoCal anytime. Yeah, I talk a lot, but I've jumped with people who frequent this website. So, it was only a 15 way rw record, but at least I was on it. You have a long way to go buddy. You are funny though. I bet you cannot name one person here on dz.com who has seen you at a dropzone. BTW, it's "a lot," two fucking words. Learn to spell, then learn to skydive. :D ...and in case you were wondering, your post was quite entertaining.



Firstoff, I dont go to SoCal to skydive, I go to Eloy to skydive (when I can afford it), I dont think youre going to find me at a dropzone in SoCal, unless they recently just built one at Tourmoline.

I think you know what I had in mind, and I wasnt referring to skydiving, and I could care less about your 15 way rw whatever.

Anyway, we could sit here and argue, but that would be a waste of time....my time. Ill let you know when Im going to be out at Tourmo and since you "do not hide", I guess Ill be seeing you there with your "BZ board". My guess is you just dont have the guts to meet me out there with your board, but we'll see.

Any dz.commers want to see a good show? Well youre invited...bring your shades, sunscreen, towel and watch the games begin!!! Man, Im gonna love this...

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Yes, Lord knows you'd never have trouble getting a date. Someone like you would not have to PM and e-mail random women you've never talked to and ask for their phone numbers and/or beg them to talk to you.

Now, that would be desperate.


You too?

OH MY GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFPIMPLMFAO!

Oh, and btw, Chris/Sstylin/static-lineboy/tandemjunkie, this is all the show I think anyone cares about. If you're so into surfing (don't you wanna be a professional surfer?), go ahead. You'll need to come to a place where there's a beach first, though. They still don't have one of those in AZ.

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Michele


~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek
While our hearts lie bleeding?~

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Oh my goodnesssss........he said pussy...:P



Of course he did. That's the famous Sunman style for 'ya.;)

BTW, damn you, Sunman. I hope you're enjoying Key West, you bastige!B|



Hell yes I'm enjoying Key West. Life is good, my friend, life is good. Wake boardking, snorkeling, scuba diving, drinking coronas at noon, and all I have to do is do a few tandem videos every day to pay for it all. Not bad.

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***Any dz.commers want to see a good show? Well youre invited...bring your shades, sunscreen, towel and watch the games begin!!! Man, Im gonna love this...
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Okay, you win. I haven't learned how to surf after 20 years.:(

Mr. Stylin, this is about skydiving. BTW, only kooks go out at Tormouline. Again, check your spelling. Like most other streets in PB (Pacific Beach) they are named after gems and precious stones. But you wouldn't know that being land locked and surf twice a year. If you pick me up at the dropzone I'll go surf with you, but at a much nicer place like Lower's. But then again, you won't.:D Once again you are correct; you are a waste of time.

PS. Don't stay too long at work. Unless you are scamming your company.:D

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