Viking 0 #26 June 21, 2003 sorry dude can't help you there. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #27 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteAnd just b/c they are gay doesn't mean they don't have sex drives. Yeah, what Viking said! And since I no longer have anyone to come home to, my libido is in overdrive. Anyone interested in being my "rebound man"? I nominate Zennister Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
robskydiv 0 #28 June 21, 2003 It seems like the closer we get to Rantoul, the "dodgier" people are becoming. It must be a hedonistic paradise. If you get this chick to Rantoul, Give her the tool. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #29 June 21, 2003 This is an hysterical (and yes, totally inappropriate) thread. Jumprunner, if you intend (or even think you have the barest hint of a chance) on doing someone you don't know, don't want to know, and don't care if you know, you'll need far more than what you've written here. Far more. More brains, more balls, and more imagination. This isn't even porno. It's bathroom stall stuff... Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #30 June 21, 2003 Michele, Of course you read the entire thing to give a critique. Anyway, did you just cash in your one free personal attack? Chris _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #31 June 21, 2003 QuoteAnyway, did you just cash in your one free personal attack? Goodness no. When I cash in on it, you will know. I didn't say he was dumb, stupid, or anything personal. Just that his sexual fantasies needed some serious work. Or at least the writing of them do. QuoteOf course you read the entire thing to give a critique. No, I was bored and looking for entertainment. Sigh...still looking for it, too. Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #32 June 21, 2003 Quote I think that I can comfortably reply for myself, Keith, and Narci when I say EEEWWWWW, YUUUUUKKKKK!!! Hey...nobody asked the "Other Team" Peanut gallery!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #33 June 21, 2003 You know, I've never really tried writing much erotica. Except in IM. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #34 June 21, 2003 Quote You know, I've never really tried writing much erotica. Except in IM. I'll be glad to proof read sweety!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #35 June 21, 2003 QuoteThis is an hysterical (and yes, totally inappropriate) thread. Jumprunner, if you intend (or even think you have the barest hint of a chance) on doing someone you don't know, don't want to know, and don't care if you know, you'll need far more than what you've written here. Far more. More brains, more balls, and more imagination. This isn't even porno. It's bathroom stall stuff... Ciels- Michele Bathroom stall stuff, huh? I noticed you didnt have any problem reading it, so if its all so unbecomming to your exquisite "intellectual taste", then exactly why were you reading it? Getting tired of watching repeat runs of "The Love Boat"? More brains, more balls, and more imagination. Exactly what would you know about brains, balls, and imagination? The articles you wrote about your skydiving endeavors seem to be lacking all three. Especially the "balls" part. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #36 June 21, 2003 QuoteGetting tired of watching repeat runs of "The Love Boat"? Well, after that she DOES jump on the weekends and the occaisional weekday. I've jumped with her. Besides, that's more than your 2 minutes of tandem freefall. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #37 June 21, 2003 QuoteYou know, I've never really tried writing much erotica. Except in IM. I'm in the same boat on that oneMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jessica 0 #38 June 21, 2003 QuoteI'm in the same boat on that one I noticed. Skydiving is for cool people only Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #39 June 21, 2003 i think i'm jealous Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunman 0 #40 June 21, 2003 Quoteyou'll need far more than what you've written here. Far more. More brains, more balls, and more imagination. Um, he's talking about sneaking up behind a total stranger and licking her pussy. I'd say that's pretty ballsy! Go for it, jumprunner! My hats off to ya! Wait til he goes to take a piss then make your move. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
misskriss 0 #41 June 21, 2003 Oh my goodnesssss........he said pussy... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #42 June 21, 2003 QuoteBathroom stall stuff, huh? I noticed you didnt have any problem reading it, so if its all so unbecomming to your exquisite "intellectual taste", then exactly why were you reading it? Getting tired of watching repeat runs of "The Love Boat"? Actually, I didn't read the whole thing. Just the first post. And laughed...and actually, thank you for recognizing my "exquisite intellectual taste"...I'm pleased it shows so clearly. Watching repeats of Love Boat, nawp...an hour sitcom with canned laughter is something I grew out of a very long time ago. As to being home on a Friday, I notice that you are, as well. A bit of kettle calling pot black, I'd surmise. QuoteSorry to burst your bubble. Oh, don't worry. You haven't come near enough to my bubble to burst it...good try, though. And btw, the word "unbecomming" is spelled incorrectly. Oh, and Jess? Quotenot written any erotica I have. And Sharkie, I will hopefully get out there sometime during this week - maybe wednesday or thursday...wanna go sit with me? Those are fun! This is a really funny thread! Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #43 June 21, 2003 QuoteQuoteGetting tired of watching repeat runs of "The Love Boat"? Well, after that she DOES jump on the weekends and the occaisional weekday. I've jumped with her. Besides, that's more than your 2 minutes of tandem freefall. According to her articles...not without pissing in her pants on her way out the door. FYI - not all my jumps are "tandems" hotshot. I may get an adrenaline release going out the door, but you can ask any of the instructors Ive jumped with, I dont whine about it either. Moreover, Ive gotten nothing but complements on the way Ive skydived. As far as jumping every weekend, 'some' people cant afford it, and in case you havent noticed, Im not one of those "quitters" who cop out on surfing because they cant handle it. From AZ, it does take quite a bit of money. You know, its like all of your other posts...you talk alot, but you dont show me much, just a lot of talk and nonsense. And I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #44 June 21, 2003 QuoteOh my goodnesssss........he said pussy... Of course he did. That's the famous Sunman style for 'ya. BTW, damn you, Sunman. I hope you're enjoying Key West, you bastige!Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hookitt 1 #45 June 21, 2003 QuoteOh my goodnesssss........he said pussy... SO did youMy grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Michele 1 #46 June 21, 2003 QuoteAnd I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say. Um, not likely. He's not put himself into a position to need to "back anything up"...and he is an instructor...and an all around good guy. BTW, what happened to your apostrophe key? Oh, and you may want to re-read some of my posts. I've not pissed in my pants for years, and never during skydiving. And I do go out the door...all by myself... QuoteIm not one of those "quitters" who cop out on surfing because they cant handle it. From AZ, it does take quite a bit of money And it generally also takes a beach. Jumprunner, are you having a bad day? Ciels- Michele ~Do Angels keep the dreams we seek While our hearts lie bleeding?~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #47 June 21, 2003 QuoteYou know, its like all of your other posts...you talk alot, but you dont show me much, just a lot of talk and nonsense. And I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say. Heh...that got a chuckle out of me. You really know not of which you speak, do you?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shark 0 #48 June 21, 2003 QuoteYou know, its like all of your other posts...you talk alot, but you dont show me much, just a lot of talk and nonsense. And I know when I get out to Cal youll be hiding in your little corner, because you know you dont have what it takes to back up what you say. Okay Mr. Stylin... I'll piss in your direction. First off, I do not hide. You can bring your fatass to SoCal anytime. Yeah, I talk a lot, but I've jumped with people who frequent this website. So, it was only a 15 way rw record, but at least I was on it. You have a long way to go buddy. You are funny though. I bet you cannot name one person here on dz.com who has seen you at a dropzone. BTW, it's "a lot," two fucking words. Learn to spell, then learn to skydive. ...and in case you were wondering, your post was quite entertaining. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #49 June 21, 2003 As to being home on a Friday, I notice that you are, as well. A bit of kettle calling pot black, I'd surmise. Well I guess that shows us how "smart" you must be. Im at work, working late, miss "exquisite intellectual taste". And Sharkie, I will hopefully get out there sometime during this week - maybe wednesday or thursday...wanna go sit with me? A woman asking a guy out??? You really are desperate arent you? Go out with her Sharkey, she's lonely and she needs you! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #50 June 21, 2003 QuoteA woman asking a guy out??? You really are desperate arent you? Go out with her Sharkey, she's lonely and she needs you! She's not asking him out, she's asking him to go sit-fly. You know....that funny thing called Skydiving?Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
