jumprunner 0 #1 June 20, 2003 ***WARNING*** The sexual content of this thread may be suitable for skydivers... OK, take a break, chill out, and let me talk about a very nice fantasy I had last Friday. Went to lunch at Zipps down the street from where I work to get a sandwich and play pool. So Im playing pool, and theres an older chick there with this guy, she had a relatively short (halfway down to her knees) skirt on, from what I could speculate, they worked together but werent married and not her boyfriend, I believe they were both married but possibly messing around. Anyway, I finish a few games and sit down to eat next to where they were. So she bends over the table directly in front of me (her butt directly facing me) to take a shot, and lo and behold, she wasnt wearing any underwear! Yep, no mistake about it, that chick was all but butt naked under that skirt, as she bent over the table, boy did I get a prime view of her bare ass! The fantasy. So now I really get the hots. Next one, she bent over the table in the other direction, much to my dissappointment. Then she takes a shot, butt facing me again, this time bent all the way over, prime raw butt in full and complete view this time! Ohhhhhh, yea!!!!!! This gets dirty...any women may want to stop reading here. The fantasy kicks in. I pictured myself, sliding down in back of her, face pressed hard against her bare ass, giving her head from the back end. Oh shit!!! I wished that guy werent there! I kept thinking of ways to approach it anyway, I wanted to eat this chick out so bad I couldnt even stand it, kept thinking...there must be a way!!! Not one I could think of. How do you talk to a chick and make a pass with some dude standing there. Dammit!!! Shit!!!! It could happen, right there too, because there wasnt anyone in that part of Zipps. Some waitress comes by, just break away and pretend like youre picking something up. She would have liked it, maybe wanted it since you know she damn well was aware of not wearing anything under that skirt. If I ever see her there again, hopefully I will have thought of something cause she probably wont be alone. Got another one from here at work I may actually try to follow up on, with a little strategy, dont have time to post it so Ill post it later in the thread. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 June 20, 2003 ooook thanx for shareing. I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cornholio 0 #3 June 20, 2003 ummm is it getting hot in here, or is it just me ? DOWN BOY!!! DOWN BOY!!!! Ok.... Butthead: Whoa! Burritos for breakfast! Beavis: Yeah! Yeah! Cool! bellyflier on the dz.com hybrid record jump Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #4 June 20, 2003 QuoteGot another one from here at work I may actually try to follow up on, with a little strategy, dont have time to post it so Ill post it later in the thread. good luck with the job hunt! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #5 June 20, 2003 Q: How do you make a pass on a chiclk that is with some guy? A: You go over and start talking to her. It will probably end in a good bar fight, but that is fun too.jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #6 June 20, 2003 Quoteooook thanx for shareing. Always happy to share, so if you can think of a way to strategically hit on her if I see her again (the dude being there) than maybe I can share how she tastes. There is another one, concerning a chick at work I mentioned in a previous post, real young with an ass not to be described. Oh yea, and this chick 'knows' I like her, I can tell by the way she acts. The objective: get her to sit on my face...will take some strategy and planning and yall can help. More on this later... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #7 June 20, 2003 QuoteQ: How do you make a pass on a chiclk that is with some guy? A: You go over and start talking to her. It will probably end in a good bar fight, but that is fun too. Thats the problem, end up in a fight and you can forget about the ass cause youre not going to get it. All youre going to get is 86ed and told not to come back. The object here is SEX, not violence. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Schroeder 0 #8 June 20, 2003 QuoteThe object: get her to sit on my face that's beautiful. I like the line "I'd like to wear you as a hat" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RevJim 0 #9 June 20, 2003 Holy shit! 'raf's back!It's your life, live it! Karma RB#684 "Corcho", ASK#60, Muff#3520, NCB#398, NHDZ#4, C-33989, DG#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #10 June 20, 2003 You may not have acted on it but, "It's the thought that counts" ////////////////////////////////// I hate the fact that all my steamy opportunities happen while on duty.(Top tan lines offered last Wed."with just 1 more year of collage") I remain a boy of good faith and many temptations_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jraf 0 #11 June 20, 2003 The object is to have fun, beat the shit out of the dude and do it to his chick - c'mon how old are you?jraf Me Jungleman! Me have large Babalui. Muff #3275 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #12 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuoteThe object: get her to sit on my face that's beautiful. I like the line "I'd like to wear you as a hat" Yes, it is. She has this ass that is, you might say, 'natural', perfect, but in a 'natural' way, very sexy young girl, very sexy ass, its like the kind of chick that doesnt "try" to have a nice ass but just naturally has a nice sexy ass, although she doesnt really realize it. And she usually wears these loose, summertime shorts, that are not too loose but not too tight around her ass, but short. I can picture my face pressed in the middle of her soft sexy ass, breathing in deeeeply, that wonderful, primal, sexy smell which activates an instant and unrelenting rise..........mmmmmmmm.......smells like.........victory This may take some time and clever manuevers, but then again, good things dont come easy, and niether should her ass! Somehow I get the impression she knows I keep looking at her ass, because she keeps giving me this smile every time she walks by, as if to say, "I know what youre looking at..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #13 June 20, 2003 Quote Yes, it is. She has this ass that is, you might say, 'natural', perfect, but in a 'natural' way, very sexy young girl, very sexy ass, its like the kind of chick that doesnt "try" to have a nice ass but just naturally has a nice sexy ass, although she doesnt really realize it. And she usually wears these loose, summertime shorts, that are not too loose but not too tight around her ass, but short. I can picture my face pressed in the middle of her soft sexy ass, breathing in deeeeply, that wonderful, primal, sexy smell which activates an instant and unrelenting rise......smells like.....victory This may take some time and clever manuevers, but then again, good things dont come easy, and niether should her ass! Somehow I get the impression she knows I keep looking at her ass, because she keeps giving me this smile every time she walks by, as if to say, "I know what youre looking at..." sooo i take it your an ass manI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #14 June 20, 2003 QuoteYou may not have acted on it but, "It's the thought that counts" ////////////////////////////////// I hate the fact that all my steamy opportunities happen while on duty.(Top tan lines offered last Wed."with just 1 more year of collage") I remain a boy of good faith and many temptations Hang in there, for one day, we will both achieve victory....VICTORY UNDER ASS!!! We'll designate a holliday for it...call it...VA Day!!! Yahoooooo!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #15 June 20, 2003 QuoteQuote Yes, it is. She has this ass that is, you might say, 'natural', perfect, but in a 'natural' way, very sexy young girl, very sexy ass, its like the kind of chick that doesnt "try" to have a nice ass but just naturally has a nice sexy ass, although she doesnt really realize it. And she usually wears these loose, summertime shorts, that are not too loose but not too tight around her ass, but short. I can picture my face pressed in the middle of her soft sexy ass, breathing in deeeeply, that wonderful, primal, sexy smell which activates an instant and unrelenting rise......smells like.....victory This may take some time and clever manuevers, but then again, good things dont come easy, and niether should her ass! Somehow I get the impression she knows I keep looking at her ass, because she keeps giving me this smile every time she walks by, as if to say, "I know what youre looking at..." sooo i take it your an ass man Ass man, maybe, but its mainly on the direction in which the crotch area is approached when you slide your tongue in the right place... Ofcourse, tits should be enjoyed first, if there is enough time, if not, save them for desert!!! I always try to get milk out of them but never can, but its fun trying!!! Yea! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #17 June 21, 2003 Why am I picturing you describing your stapler to the people you work with? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #18 June 21, 2003 I think that I can comfortably reply for myself, Keith, and Narci when I say EEEWWWWW, YUUUUUKKKKK!!!! In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #19 June 21, 2003 BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #20 June 21, 2003 QuoteBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I second that. Sure hope I never grow out of my sex drive...cause I like it!!! OK, so its Friday late afternoon, and most everyones gone home from work, including the sexiest chicks here. I sure hate it when the week ends. Couting on meeting more chicks on the mountain tomorrow morning, thats always the fun part of climbing when you can catch your breath. When you can catch your breath. Another one with no $$$ and no jumping. Piss on it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #21 June 21, 2003 i'm not laughing b/c of the same reason you are. And just b/c they are gay doesn't mean they don't have sex drives.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #22 June 21, 2003 Quotei'm not laughing b/c of the same reason you are. And just b/c they are gay doesn't mean they don't have sex drives. Well in that case...EEEWWWWW, YUUUUUKKKKK!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kevin922 0 #23 June 21, 2003 in before the lock :) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumprunner 0 #24 June 21, 2003 Quotein before the lock :) Lock such an educational thread like this??? Naaaawwww Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydiverbrian 0 #25 June 21, 2003 QuoteAnd just b/c they are gay doesn't mean they don't have sex drives. Yeah, what Viking said! And since I no longer have anyone to come home to, my libido is in overdrive. Anyone interested in being my "rebound man"? In a world full of people, only some want to fly... isn't that crazy! --Seal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
