DYEVOUT 0 #1 July 30, 2003 A man is driving through Manhattan and the traffic is more horrendous than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?" The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her." So the man asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies, "About 400 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning." ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #2 July 30, 2003 LOLOLI swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #3 July 30, 2003 LMAO!~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beeron 0 #5 July 30, 2003 I'd donate to that cause Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #6 July 30, 2003 hahahahhahahahaLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EricaH 0 #7 July 30, 2003 hahahahahabwahhhahahahaha There is no can't. Only lack of knowledge or fear. Only you can fix your fear. PMS #227 (just like the TV show) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 July 30, 2003 LMFAO!!!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
