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Bush's Advisors

G. W. Bush was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Queen Elizabeth, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up.

G.W. Bush then calls Dick Cheney and says, "Dick, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Cheney says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Cheney calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Cheney calls Bush and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Bush says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

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i like that one

7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer

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Are you going to be here all night? Cause the veal sucks, the waitresses are terrible, and that joke is just plain dumb. I think I'm headed to "Around the Corner."

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Why, are there sheep there?

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Skydiving is easy. All you have to do is relax while plummetting at 120 mph from 10,000' with nothing but some nylon and webbing to save you.

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Why did Bin Laden leave his wife?

Because when he looked under her skirt he saw BUSH!

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Bush's Advisors

Tom Dashel was very depressed that people were saying he is stupid. So he calls his good friend Martha Stewart, who says, "Now George, what you need to do is to surround yourself with smart people. Let me show you."

She conference calls Tony Blair in and asks, "Tony, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

Tony Blair replies, "It's me!" and hangs up.

Tom Dashel then calls Bill Clinton and says, "Tom, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Clinton says, "Wow, that's a tough one. Let me get back to you."

So Clinton calls Colin Powell and says, "Colin, your parents had a baby. It isn't your sister and it isn't your brother. Who is it?"

And Colin Powell says, "It's me!"

So Clinton calls Dashel and says, "It's Colin Powell."

And Dashel says, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

It looks better this way.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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