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Jessica

I'm getting a rabbit

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I had a pet rabbit once. The thing turned pyscho and chewed everything in the house. I gave it away to someone who i think ate it.



I'm surprised there hasn't been any Jessica Rabbit jokes, or am I the only one that remembers Roger Rabbit?
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I'm surprised there hasn't been any Jessica Rabbit jokes, or am I the only one that remembers Roger Rabbit?


laurel did post this...
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Mainly, I think it's funny that your name is Jessica and you are getting a rabbit. Remember Jessica Rabbit? The sexy wife of Roger Rabbit?
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rabitts are actually very good for you. they have no dark meat, very little fat (less than chciken) nd guess what.... they tase almost just like chcken!!!...



I shot one and skinned it once... They are all fur. There is not much meat on them at all. You'd have to have a couple of them to make a meal. I ate mine with some squirrels ;)

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that, wild rabitt right??? domestic comercial breeds (califonian and new zealand) get about 10-13 pounds and do ave a decent amount of meat on them...



Yeah it was a cottontail. Big one though. Jessica, if you get one of those big ones.... and don't want it anymore. Let me know. I'll make hasenpfeffer. You can come over for dinner.

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Ok, rabbit fans, here's the latest.

The rabbit died. Too many maggots and the vet had to anesthesize the rabbit to continue the procedure of removing fur and maggots. There were complications. The vet felt bad about it and didn't charge anything. That could be because our dog died two weeks ago and there was a huge vet bill involved with that.

I'm tired of digging graves for pets. Only one dog, 12 rabbits and 6 cats to go. Good thing I have a big yard.

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I shot one and skinned it once... They are all fur.





Yeah.... I had a good laugh one day. We were doing some "survival" training at Ft Bragg. We showed the younger guys some cool variations of the poncho shelter. Ways to make rope, snare small and large animals, general good stuff to know. Then we dug a "Dakota Hole" and got the rabbits out of the cage. Well....of course we picked a couple dumb city boys to prepare them. The first is holding the rabbitt by his back feet. I give him a club and tell him to whack the shit out of the thing in the head to put it out of it's misery quick. He was all scared and kinda gave it a headache. So of course...now the poor thing is going nuts. I'm yelling...."I said kill the damn thing...not beat it's ass!!!" So then he winds up like Hank Fuckin Arron!!! [:/] Damn near took it's head off. Oh well...at least it didn't suffer anymore. I then showed him how to skin it without a knife and we threw it on the Dakota hole grill. Not bad.....somewhere between chicken and squirrel. B| The worse part was the other guy. He's in a job where his duties include killing people wholesale. When we tried to give him the rabbitt he says..."Oh...I'm a Budhist.....I can't harm other living animals." What a dumbass.......

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I like ZOE!!
I was abandoned at a vet office with 2 of my sisters and my mother, who have since passed away. :(

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Jessica.. I think Jack would be the perfect companion for you..



Thanks for the link, Chopchop....Jack might come in handy on those nights when people have to work late. By the way, why is it that you know so much about vibrators anyway? ;)
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Thanks for the link, Chopchop....Jack might come in handy on those nights when people have to work late.



I umm.. think you already have that covered..;)

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By the way, why is it that you know so much about vibrators anyway? ;)



Cuz girls like you show me their toys... :PB|
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I found a bunny a couple weeks ago! Came home from work and there he was plopped in my carport, lke he was waiting for a bus or something. I gave him a carrot. Then I petted him, then I broke down, put him in a box and brought him upstairs into the house. Then I petted him some more. Then the next day bought him a cage, built it, put him in there.



Hmmm....I already have a cage in my house. A 25 gallon aquarium, actually.
Jessica, if your bunny ever becomes a problem, I would be happy to let it stay in that cage, (if your bunny wouldn't mind sharing with a five-foot corn snake).:P
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