jessd 0 #1 August 1, 2003 There is a strip club near my house that had "Legs 'n Eggs" every Friday starting at 6. So, a co-worker and I thought it would be funny to go there. We got there at 7 this morning, paid our $7 to get in (price included a good breakfast buffet). It was a riot. I've been to strip clubs before with my guy friends but this was funny because it was before work. I just wanted to let you all know how many laughs we got out of it. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #2 August 1, 2003 I think they should change it to "Grits and Tits"!! I think that's a catchy name!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #3 August 1, 2003 HAHAHA - that's hilarious. It really was funny. I was laughing about it all day. Work seemed so quiet after hearing the loud music all morning. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybeergodd 0 #4 August 1, 2003 LEGS!!!!!.....thats the word of the day....now evryone go out there and SPREAD THE WORD Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #5 August 1, 2003 QuoteI've been to strip clubs before with my guy friends but this was funny because it was before work Hmmm....I can't drink before work and titty bars are kinda boring without alcohol. Aren't titty bars kinda like paying to get into a dealer show room. Oh....you can look at that Viper but you can't touch or we'll throw you out. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jessd 0 #6 August 1, 2003 We didn't drink while we were there. We are going with a group of people next Friday (we have the day off) then we are going golfing so that should be even better. "Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #7 August 1, 2003 QuoteLEGS!!!!!.....thats the word of the day....now evryone go out there and SPREAD THE WORD Ok if you insist! Now what? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #8 August 1, 2003 QuoteWork seemed so quiet after hearing the loud music all morning I bet it did! I think I'd be laughing about it all day too! "Would you like a little cream with that coffee"?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 August 1, 2003 Quote"Would you like a little cream with that coffee"? "You just have to pull on the dispenser a couple times. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #10 August 1, 2003 QuoteYou just have to pull on the dispenser a couple of times LMFAO!! "Syrup on those pancakes"?"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #11 August 1, 2003 Quote"Syrup on those pancakes"? Semen.....it's what's for breakfast! (Where's the GAG Icon?) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #12 August 1, 2003 QuoteQuote"Syrup on those pancakes"? Semen.....it's what's for breakfast! (Where's the GAG Icon?) Well you are just no fun at all are you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dterrick 0 #13 August 1, 2003 QuoteHAHAHA - that's hilarious. It really was funny. I was laughing about it all day. Work seemed so quiet after hearing the loud music all morning. you like THAT? In certain "less-than gentlemanly" circles in the Canadian prairie I've heard the activity of having beerz at the nudie bar as "pitch' and Bitch" (titties and titties and beer? Oh my!!). But now I'm off to DZ for the first time in a month and all I wanna think about is '3 ways and 4 ways and head-down' -Dave PS: It's "Heritage Day" weekend here - an excuse for a 3 day'er in the middle of the summer. Gimli, our DZ hometown is the largest Islandic settlement outside of Iceland its self. the festival's name? ... Islendigadagurinn (pronounced... ice-lan-dig-a-dag-urrr-inn) 20,000 points for scrabble fams Life is very short and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friend (Lennon/McCartney) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #14 August 1, 2003 QuoteWell you are just no fun at all are you. No catching for me...Thanks..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #15 August 1, 2003 QuoteSemen...it's what's for breakfast! LMAO!! Semen....it does a body good!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #16 August 1, 2003 QuoteSemen....it does a body good! I keep trying to tell women it is an EXCELLENT facial lotion .....but they just look at me like I'm crazy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #17 August 1, 2003 QuoteI keep trying to tell women it's an excellent facial lotion It's also good for a sore throat!!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #18 August 1, 2003 QuoteQuoteSemen....it does a body good! I keep trying to tell women it is an EXCELLENT facial lotion .....but they just look at me like I'm crazy. Lotion? I was always told its an excellent protein supplement? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #19 August 1, 2003 QuoteIt's also good for a sore throat! GOOOOOODDDD Girl!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #20 August 1, 2003 QuoteGOOOOOODDDD GIRL!!! "It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #21 August 1, 2003 Have I told you I loved you lately? I will if that's what it takes..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #22 August 1, 2003 QuoteHave I told you I loved you lately? Why Clay I didn't know you cared!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #23 August 1, 2003 QuoteWhy Clay I didn't know you cared! Uhhh...yeah......of course I do baby. I would do anything for you. You know that..... *This brought to you by "Great High School Quotes From the Back Seat.* Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dzdiva 7 #24 August 1, 2003 QuoteUhhh....yeah......of course I do baby. I would do anything for you. You know that..... And I suppose if you don't use "it" it will fall off!"It's not just a daydream if you choose to make it your life..." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #25 August 1, 2003 QuoteAnd I suppose if you don't use "it" it will fall off! Of course......Think of the humanitarian aspects of your good deed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
