Viking 0 #26 July 31, 2003 QuoteI am not as uptight as I sound. I swear! I am not GODDAMNIT! ... we'll see and brian sorry I don't swing that way.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nightjumps 1 #27 July 31, 2003 QuoteFedex can suck on my left nut!!! Yea, but its UPS that tickles your ass. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #28 July 31, 2003 just the left one? . . .Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #29 July 31, 2003 QuoteFedex can also ~ suck my left tit ~ Sounds like a reward for not delivering.. mmm, wish I worked for FedEx Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoby 0 #30 July 31, 2003 Quote Mebay he only has one nut and it's his left one. If you only had one nut, would it hang in the center? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #31 July 31, 2003 Was it Ground? Or Express? Eric wrote a very good explination of the FedEx services (He works as a Ramp Agent for them). But if it was Express....Did you send it 1,2,or 3 day? With the scan of "Not Due For Delivery"....It sounds like you sent it cheap. Did you really expect to get it next day if you paid for 3 day? That would be like me going to the Chevy dealer and paying for a Chevette, and expecting a Corvette. PM me the Tracking# and I will look into it. Ron"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #32 July 31, 2003 it was 3 day express. But they just arrived and i discovered that the problem was not fedex but Mirage. They got my street name ALL messed up! I live on Lado De Loma, there paperwork said i live on Kaje De Kina then the fedex package says i live at Kaja De Kima Oh well i have my risers all is good.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflyz 0 #33 July 31, 2003 You live on the side of a hill????? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #34 July 31, 2003 Yes i do. actually our property is on the top of the hill, but our house and driveways are on the side of it.I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhillyKev 0 #35 July 31, 2003 Quote i don't find that the slightest bit funny. I do Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 10 #36 August 1, 2003 Quoteit was 3 day express. But they just arrived and i discovered that the problem was not fedex but Mirage. So maybe you should change this to MIRAGE can suck your left RIGHT nut? Edit to make Rem happy Happy Rem?"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." -- Thomas Jefferson, Thomas Jefferson Papers, 334 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #37 August 1, 2003 QuoteMIRAGE can suck your left nut? I would think the right one would be more approriate... I personnaly hate it when things arent done symmetrically...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #38 August 1, 2003 Agrees, alternance is always a good thing Besides, that way, you won't have a nut oversucked Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FallRate 0 #39 August 2, 2003 Quote...that way, you won't have a nut oversucked... I knew a guy that had to go to the hospital because of that. Ouchy!!! FallRate Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FrenchyDiver 0 #40 August 2, 2003 LMAO Hispas Brothers President HISPA #2, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skycutie 0 #41 August 2, 2003 Quoteno but having sex in a hotel in long beach with a hot blond chick does.............. CASE OF BEER!!!!! MEN: you can't live with 'em, you can't shoot 'em, but you can act psychotic and keep 'em off balance. HISPA #10 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #42 August 2, 2003 Quotewell if i only have one then it wouldn't have a right or left designation. Yes, it would.. it would be the one that's left. And now you know the REST of the story.. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #43 August 2, 2003 "dressing to the left" gives the left nut a daily hang/ range of motion a bit greater than the right which would (to the eye) when pulled out,be less eaier to offer as one to suck. If I was really mad , I wouldn't offer to shwoer or shave it . Just hairy, SHWeaty Left nut!_______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
