lawrocket 3 #1 August 1, 2003 According to the law out here, all a person needs is $3,500 and 65 signatures to run for California governor in the recall election. I think Seb can do a better job than the turkeys with their names in the hat. Of course, he would have to approve and scrape together the cash to do it. And he already has a platform - a King Air! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #2 August 1, 2003 A puking, drunk, red bull addicted, skydiving flatulent governor..... EXCELLENT! Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #3 August 1, 2003 his flatulence might help with that whole energy crisis thing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #4 August 1, 2003 OK dudes! Let's get the 65 sigs together. I think the deadline is 6 Aug or so. We'll wage an internet write-in campaign and get Seb's ass elected. If Jesse Ventura, a wrestler, can do it, certainly we skydivers can! Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #5 August 1, 2003 Do the 65 sigs have to come from CA residents? lolRemster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chopchop 0 #6 August 1, 2003 QuoteOK dudes! Let's get the 65 sigs together. OK, we can get the sigs together.. Seb just needs to chip in the 200+ jump tickets.. or the cash equivalent of $3,500. chopchop gotta go... Plaything needs a spanking.. Lotsa Pictures Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #7 August 1, 2003 Yes, the sigs must come from California Residents. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #8 August 1, 2003 I already nominated Seb as governor. I hereby nominate TheAnvil as Seb's campaign manager! Here here!! Edited to add: I'll toss 20 bucks into the election fund. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #9 August 1, 2003 I swear I never inhaled... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #10 August 1, 2003 I'm not a CA resident, but what the hell? 'Condoms in every pocket....beers in every fridge' I feel a t-shirt in the works. SebazzForGovernor.com or .org IS available as well........hehehehehehehehehe Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TEB6363 0 #11 August 1, 2003 I'll sign... for a beer Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lummy 4 #12 August 1, 2003 put me down.... The worst part is that he has a REAL chance...I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. I promise not to TP Davis under canopy.. eat sushi, get smoochieTTK#1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #13 August 1, 2003 ...with stinky Tevas That can be one of the planks of your platform, Seb..."Jump tickets in every pocket, and no stinky Teva's in any garage"! IcemanDoctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #14 August 1, 2003 Hey, if you're too dumb to figure out how a bong works... You're probably a shoo-in! Can I be lieutenant governor?!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE?!!!Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pop 0 #15 August 1, 2003 I'll vote7 ounce wonders, music and dogs that are not into beer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheAnvil 0 #16 August 1, 2003 Our goal should be to get his name on TV at the very least..........getting more votes than Davis would rule....winning......... Vinny the Anvil Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL JACKASS POWER!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #17 August 1, 2003 ABSOLUTELY NO DRILLING OFF THE COAST!!!! And we gotta get rid of all the pollution... And we need to extend last call for alcohol to 3:00 am in the morn... Skydivers will be eligible for state educational grants and huge tax breaks... I will fit the DZ.COM web site expenses into the budget... All new laws go straight to the people... (screw the legislature) Um um... The new state capitol and governers mansion will be relocated to Lodi, CA... People who use solar energy or any natural energy to power their homes will not have to pay at all to be hooked up to the grid... Um um... any other ideas? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #18 August 1, 2003 "I never..... exhaled?" PCU 1997 (yes meg, movie quote!) Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #19 August 1, 2003 Do I have Sangiro's endorsement? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #20 August 1, 2003 You live in Santa Clara County, right Seb? You need 65 signatures of people who are in your political party to sign for you. Are there 65 Benevolent Anarchists in Santa Clara County? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #21 August 1, 2003 QuoteAre there 65 Benevolent Anarchists in Santa Clara County?We can come up with a better party name than that... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #22 August 1, 2003 There will be soon...I'll change for Seb.Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #23 August 1, 2003 How about: West Siiiide Partay... We might get more of the minority vote with that one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #24 August 1, 2003 "Party?" How about the West Siiide "Boogie?" My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #25 August 1, 2003 Our slogan... " NO FREE RIDES!!! JUST FREE FALL!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
