AggieDave 6 #1 August 5, 2003 I'm annoyed. I just got nearly 20 e-mails that made it through my spam filters. All of them selling some sort of generic viagra. All of them with subject lines like "You blocked me on IM" or "Sorry, my cellphone cut out" and such. Fucking spam! Spammers need a good old fasion ass kicking!--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #2 August 5, 2003 What is Jesuses middle name? Henry? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #3 August 5, 2003 I'm not annoyed anymore, I take them like a joke, just seeing those goofy names and colorful SUBJECT lines just makes me laugh.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #4 August 5, 2003 QuoteWhat is Jesuses middle name? Henry? Nooo the H. stands for Haysoos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 August 5, 2003 Nope. H. is short for "fucking". (say it outloud, you'll get it)--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #6 August 5, 2003 QuoteNooo the H. stands for Haysoos Pfwew!!! I thought it was Hussein. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #7 August 5, 2003 QuoteHaysoos God bless you. Kazoontite or whatever! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
prepheckt 0 #8 August 5, 2003 QuoteFucking spam! Spammers need a good old fasion ass kicking! Agreed...then you feed them their generic viagra and see what happens...."Dancing Argentine Tango is like doing calculus with your feet." -9 toes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobsled92 0 #9 August 5, 2003 QuoteNope. H. is short for "fucking". (say it outloud, you'll get it) THat's for "HOLY"as in MOLely .....my son......aaaaaaaaaamen. >>accually there was a special report/interview 2 hours ago, with a top Gov't guy who is addressing the MASS damage of SPAM and how it is costing & harming ALL the get it. His Dept is what the "violation to be" would fall under._______________________________ If I could be a Super Hero, I chose to be: "GRANT-A-CLAUS". and work 365 days a Year. http://www.hangout.no/speednews/ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #10 August 5, 2003 No no no You guys don't get it Jesus H Christ is not really (Jee-zus) its (Hay-soos) The H. is just a reminder that he is the short Mexican guy named Jesus (Hay-soos) See here's his picture: Jesus Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #11 August 5, 2003 QuoteSee here's his picture: Jesus Bwahahaha!! (apologies if I have offended anyone by laughing at a depiction of Jesus but seriously, did you see that picture?)Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #12 August 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteSee here's his picture: Jesus Bwahahaha!! (apologies if I have offended anyone by laughing at a depiction of Jesus but seriously, did you see that picture?) Well, how do you think a guy in the middle of the desert 2000 years ago would look?__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #13 August 5, 2003 you are all WAY off track! the literal tranlation for Christ is "of the cross" Jesus' last mame was Bendavid which means diavidson...even though he was JOSEPHs' son) so MY bet is that H. stands for HARLEY! and all those hiars on the ape hangers are actually religous fanatics!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #14 August 5, 2003 That looks like a homeless person I saw in New York with a white gown on yelling, "Jesus Saves!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #15 August 5, 2003 Quoteeven though he was JOSEPHs' son He was Mary's son...not Joseph's, Jesus' father was God. CrazyIvan 3:16__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #16 August 5, 2003 QuoteWell, how do you think a guy in the middle of the desert 2000 years ago would look? Like this....Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jtval 0 #17 August 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteeven though he was JOSEPHs' son He was Mary's son...not Joseph's, Jesus' father was God. CrazyIvan 3:16 LOL try tell THAT to the jews! HAHAH!My photos My Videos Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #18 August 5, 2003 But. Joseph had to adopt him, basically, and refer to him as his son for the first part of his life, since Mary would have been dragged out of town and stoned for getting pregnant "outside of marriage" since Mary and Joeseph weren't married yet (at the time she was pregnant). *shrug*--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #19 August 5, 2003 This is turning into a religious thread? Watch what you say because ChromeDome is the planet next to Heaven and I know God personally! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #20 August 5, 2003 QuoteQuoteeven though he was JOSEPHs' son He was Mary's son...not Joseph's, Jesus' father was God. CrazyIvan 3:16 Poor CrazyIvan still does not get it.. Jesus (Hay-soos) is the son of Pedro and Juanita. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #21 August 5, 2003 Look, I know that BB is one hell of a women, but calling her god will upset some folks. Every one knows that Allanse Morset (sp?) is god! We all saw that she was! --"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #22 August 5, 2003 QuoteLike this.... WRONG!!!! this is the ACTUAL pic.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #23 August 5, 2003 QuotePoor CrazyIvan still does not get it.. Jesus (Hay-soos) is the son of Pedro and Juanita. OOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!! now I get it.__________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #24 August 5, 2003 QuoteThis is turning into a religious thread? Watch what you say because ChromeDome is the planet next to Heaven and I know God personally! So is that heaven the mormon heaven planet of Kalob? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChromeBoy 0 #25 August 5, 2003 There is a difference betwwen thinking you are god and actually being god! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
