wildblue 7 #1 August 6, 2003 ... lit the fuzzies on your socks on fire? It's entertaining. Sure does stink up the house though.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #2 August 6, 2003 Nope, only farts.... Hmm what smells worse. A burnt fart? or an unburnt one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #3 August 6, 2003 DUDE!!! Light the lint off your dryer - it's gooder and fasterMy other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #4 August 6, 2003 QuoteDUDE!!! Light the lint off your dryer - it's gooder and faster My dryer doesn't have lint. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Viking 0 #5 August 6, 2003 your dryer isn't religious?I swear you must have footprints on the back of your helmet - chicagoskydiver My God has a bigger dick than your god -George Carlin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canuck278 0 #6 August 6, 2003 Wow, i don't know when the last time i put a lighter to my socks was.. but i remember i was drunk, it was funny, and it stank like burnt dog hair......wait ...where is my dog...???? Steve Therapy is expensive, popping bubble wrap is cheap. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #7 August 6, 2003 QuoteNope, only farts.... Hmm what smells worse. A burnt fart? or an unburnt one? Unburnt farts don't smell that bad.... I have a friend that does that.... it's funny when he burns himself. I'll go try the dryer lint....it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #8 August 6, 2003 Quoteyour dryer isn't religious? It is religious! It gave up lint and its hot air exhaust for lent. And decided to continue the fast to prove its loyalty to Zeus. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #9 August 6, 2003 Wow.....and I thought I was bored..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bnacrazywoman 0 #10 August 6, 2003 Have you seriously considered therapy for your pyro tendencies? By the way, Colorado rocks! bnacrazywoman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #11 August 6, 2003 QuoteWow.....and I thought I was bored..... Yeah, I just sitting here at work... waiting for the shit to hit the fan and then I will be busy as hell and won't be able to PW anymore. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wlie 0 #12 August 6, 2003 QuoteUnburnt farts don't smell that bad.... I have a friend that does that.... it's funny when he burns himself. I don't know about burnt farts, but I'd think that the ass-hair would catch fire none the less.My other ride is the relative wind. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildblue 7 #13 August 6, 2003 QuoteHave you seriously considered therapy for your pyro tendencies? By the way, Colorado rocks! Me?? You're the one that always walked around going "Fire! huhuhuhu FIRE!" in you Beavis impersonation! Good to see you're still alive! Gonna kick Stearn's ass this year? QuoteDUDE!!! Light the lint off your dryer - it's gooder and faster Dude! That shits' almost as good as flash paper! QuoteI don't know about burnt farts, but I'd think that the ass-hair would catch fire none the less. That's when we laugh at him.it's like incest - you're substituting convenience for quality Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #14 August 6, 2003 Yup, one of my, uh, smoking friends used to do that all the time. One time it caught on his leg hair and left a nice little bald spot. Another time he burned one of my other friend's eyebrows off. He wasn't a pyro or anything, just amusing Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #15 August 6, 2003 QuoteAnother time he burned one of my other friend's eyebrows off. Lighting a fart? What was he doing with his face so close? ...trying to smell burnt farts? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
coconutmonkey 0 #16 August 6, 2003 That's teh way it starts.... first just the fizzies on your socks, then the lil tufts on your sweaters. Next thing ya know, you're at the party with your hair on fire screamin,"I'm the human torch!" Trust me, I've been there. Hey, is this mike on?Hearts & Minds 2 to the Heart- 1 to the Mind- Home of the Coconut Lounge, Spa, & Artillery Range Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NeedToJump 0 #17 August 6, 2003 QuoteWhat was he doing with his face so close? No, he was just playing with the lighter close to the other guy's face, nothing to do with farting...Wind Tunnel and Skydiving Coach http://www.ariperelman.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MyOwnWay 0 #18 August 6, 2003 you have way too much time on your hands but, just don't go killing kittens_________________________________________ all good things are wild and free - Henry David Thoreau Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
