Dog Diaries

[PhoenixFire 0]

This made me smile -
I hope you guys enjoy it...
The picture attached is also very cute


EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DIARY
> > Day number 180
> > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!
> >
> > Day number 181
> > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!
> > Day number 182
> > 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 1:00 pm OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 1:30 pm - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
> > 4:00 pm - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVOURITE!
> > 5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVOURITE!
> >
> > EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DIARY
> >
> > DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little
> > dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am
> > forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the
hope
> of
> > escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional
piece
> of
> > furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another
> > houseplant.
> > DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their
> feet
> > while they were walking almost succeeded, must try thisat the top of the
> > stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I
once
> > again induced myself to vomit on their favourite chair... must try this
on
> > their bed.
> > DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body,
> > in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to
> strike
> > fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a
good
> > little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.
> > DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good
reason
> I
> > was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a
burning
> > foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a
> liquid.
> > My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.
> >
> > DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was
> > placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise
> and
> > smell the foul odour of the glass tubes they call "beer.." More
> importantly
> > I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must
> > learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches.

The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move.
Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait, it is only a matter of time.

Peace Be Da Journey

[Squeak 17]

Now that is Funny
Pepsi Max alll over the place kinda funny

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[Amazon 7]

I so love my kitties... even when they scratch the rugs... or leave me furballs... and I dont let them get outside... so no need to worry about decapitated presents... and if anyone has an allergy... they can just stay away.

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