Gawain 0 #26 August 6, 2003 So I try and I scream and I beg and I sigh Just to prove I'm alive, and it's alright 'Cause tonight there's a way I'll make light of my treacherous life Make light! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #27 August 6, 2003 QuoteI'd keep on trucking, but one piece of advise, if that person is your boss you better get out of the bathroom, because if he does the same thing and starts farting and making funny noises, you really lose the respect for the guy. Being in the Corp HQ that I am.. I do have to say, the little old man execs can put skydivers on the way to altitude to shame when it comes to ripping ass. I don't know how they do it, and It must be something in the water here; but I swear everyone here but me has a bad case of the stinky runs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DYEVOUT 0 #28 August 6, 2003 Poop Joke: There's a constipated dude sitting in a stall trying to crap, when another guy comes running in, jumps in the next stall, and immediately begins making juicy, splattering, explosive pooping sounds. The bound-up dude says, "Man, I wish that was me". The second guy says, "So do I, I didn't get me pants down". ----------------=8^)---------------------- "I think that was the wrong tennis court." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #29 August 7, 2003 Yell out: "Open bomb bay doors!" .... "Bombs away!" and whistle. ...for each chunk. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BlueEyedMonster 0 #30 August 7, 2003 Quote ...for each chunk. What?? You have chunks? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
falxori 0 #31 August 7, 2003 Quoteyou really lose the respect for the guy LOSE respect? O "Carpe diem, quam minimum credula postero." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydivexxl 0 #32 August 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteStand on top of the toilet, drop a bowling ball in, and start screaming! or Start yelling... "Hummus... looks like hummus..." i just snorted my diet coke all over the desk...that was damn funny Only in America... snorting DIET coke.... Blog Clicky Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lizzieb 0 #33 August 7, 2003 QuoteQuoteQuoteStand on top of the toilet, drop a bowling ball in, and start screaming! or Start yelling... "Hummus... looks like hummus..." i just snorted my diet coke all over the desk...that was damn funny Only in America... snorting DIET coke.... andy you are too funny... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #34 August 7, 2003 QuoteQuote Only in America... snorting DIET coke.... andy you are too funny... Yeah, but looks aren't everything. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #35 August 7, 2003 How about when it stinks so bad that you gross yourself out? Nothing worse. "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #36 August 7, 2003 OK...but do you look to see how much?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyAnt 0 #37 August 7, 2003 You have to check. They're the rules. How else are you supposed to know if you have contracted bowel cancer or shat something that looks like Bing Crosby? The one that really freaks me out it when you look in the bowel and see a shit that is like three inches wide and you say to yourself "That came out of my ASS!" "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke (1729-1797) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #38 August 7, 2003 Ow! Or the ones that are just so....um so....um, well, you just have to name them. maybe like four in my life so far...I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
