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MCI (Kansas City) has to be the most annoying. There is a security point at each gate, not each section of the airport, each gate. So if you go and check in and are sitting at the gate waiting and then you need to take a piss. You take your carry on with you, take a piss then get strip searched again.



I lived in Kansas City for years and worked at DFW last year. Waiting in line at security with the people for 1/2 a terminal building is a lot more annoying to me. There's never long lines at MCI, when they've got security for every 1-3 gates...

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DFW annoys me, Atlanta's Hartsfield International is no peach, and Newark used to top my list, but the monorail has greatly improved accessibility. Tampa is a big star that reminds me of what Newark used to be like. I'd have to say that Atlanta tops my list, with DFW a close second. :S LAX doesn't bother me too much.
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Scatsta and Sumburgh in the Shetland Islands.
Sumburgh is the only international airport I've been to that didn't have a bar, and its pretty tricky to land at. Its in the Airline pilots top ten worst approaches.
Atyrau in Khazakstan is pretty poor.
Lagos sucks, way too much bribery going on.

Somebody said Amsterdam....have to disagree, Schiphol is one of my favourite airports.B|
Finally, appealling to my sense of 'quaintness', there is Barra airport, the runway is the beach, 'Washed by the tide twice a day it is the only beach airport in the world to handle scheduled airline services'....B|
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My vote for worst goes to CHICAGO, MIDWAY. Nice cheap flights and you can get in and out quickly but honestly the worst employees. Don't even think about getting food there, the employees will scowl at you for making them work.

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...but Washington/Dulles (IAD) is thoroughly stupid with those lift-busses to move people between the parts of the terminals. Or did they get rid of those finally?



They're FINALLY going to get rid of those when the tunnel is complete. I've ridden those stupid things a million times.
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Corfu - Greece just for being a dump,
or Panjim (Panaji) in Goa India for having the most fucking red-tape/stamps/stamp checkers, and stamp checkers mates,
queues to find out what queue your in and then being told your in the wrong queue. B|

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Newark kinda sucks but it's not so bad if you are only connecting. It's trying to leave that airport that sucks. I always like the ones that I can smoke in. Like ST Louis, Manchester, Atlanta, Tampa, Orlando. I hate the ones where you have to go outside. Buncha Nazis!! :D

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DFW sucks ass when flying American (really it is American that sucks ass)...

A couple times I have had to wait on the tarmac for a gate to open up, because of "unforseen departure delays"... What I suspect is going on is that they don't care if they screw up the gates by a plane or two and I bet this happens every friggin day...

plus the connecting flight is a good 20 minute walk everytime

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Midway





The new part isn't so bad....except that FUCKING RECORDING!!!!!! "Attention.....the moving walkway is now ending." Try listening to that for 3-4 hours out of your day!!! I say....if you are stupid enough to NOT notice you deserve to fall on your face!! :D The old F concourse will be closed down next month.

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I agree on that stupid recording at Midway but the new airport is really good and will be better when all the gates are finished. Tampa by far is the best airport in the US.

DFW (the American terminals) is the worst with Atlanta a close second.

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except that FUCKING RECORDING!!!!!! "Attention.....the moving walkway is now ending."



I just have to LMAO at that one... That recording used to get stuck in my head like a stupid song. I'd find my self saying it in that annoying voice. HAHA

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In my experience I would say that it's a toss-up between Newark and Logan. I always get man handled when I go to Logan and all of personal belongings wind up on some table for everyone to see. :S



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Dakar, Senegal or Monrovia. If you leave the terminal they kill you.

Frankfurt (Main) is cool cause Dr. Mueller's Sex
Shoppe is right there as you get off the plane.
Yep! WHAMMO!! it's right there and everybody from the U.S. goes 'Oh mY God" and hopes that the kids think it means something else in Deutch:ph34r:
although Luftansa always landed as though they require their "tail hook to catch the cable on a Carrier".
DFW sucks. O'Hare is way cool.


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