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CrazyThomas

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American cheese is a human being, Dammit!!! Why do we, as a society, disregard it as just a blob of curdled milk?? It's completely distinct and deserves to be eaten by Americans!! This culture of death is driving me crazy!

-the artist formerly known as sinker

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I like your poetry better.

hook us up!



OK.


Fuckity fuck fuck fuck shit.
I'm gonna go grab that bitch's tit.
I gave her two choices to pick.
Give me your cherry or suck on my dick.
Her dad busted in and he said,
You'd better just give him some head.
So I fucked his daughter and his wife,
And with a shotgun he ended my life.

Thomas :)

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Dunno, Thomas -- I'm not really into boobies somehow :)

I think we ought to talk about dingdongs instead B|. I'll bet ol' Blue would agree

And: Hi, how's it going? (or, to keep in tune with the thread, I probably ought to ask "How's it hanging" but I don't think that's very ladylike somehow)

Wendy W.
There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown)

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I think we ought to talk about dingdongs instead



Oh I used to love Ding Dongs... Yeah!!!...



Wait a minute!!!!... you're talking about something other than hostess aren't you??:|
My grammar sometimes resembles that of magnetic refrigerator poetry... Ghetto

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