Tuesday Funny

[ladyskydiver 0]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that  the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of  course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law,  (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or  some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we  need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave.

Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, lets look at the different  religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in  Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1.  If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2.  If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during  my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze.

The student received the only "A" given.

Life is short! Break the rules! Forgive quickly! Kiss slowly! Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably. And never regret anything that made you smile.

[alanab 0]

thanks lady. that made my tuesday morning bit bit more interesting!!

[turtlespeed 226]

Oh yeah...which means...if hell is not cooling down...according to the answer, the only other alternative is for all hell to break loose....Party at my house!!!!

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
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[Jayruss 0]

ahh BEER

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[Casie 0]

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[alanab 0]

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damn funny!!

[CrazyIvan 0]

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It should read GIT BEER

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[Casie 0]

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It should read GIT BEER

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[RichM 0]

That's brilliant :) Thanks for sharing it

Rich M