Muenkel 0 #1 August 12, 2003 The Top 16 Poor Responses to the Question "Does This Make Me Look Fat?" 16> "Not to Stevie Wonder." 15> "Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend." 14> "Does this tie make me look stupid?" 13> "No way! You look *least* fat in that outfit!" 12> "I guess there's not much point in asking if you mean fat with an 'f' or phat with a 'ph.'" 11> "No hablo ingles." 10> "Yes, but it also makes you look like a pricey hooker, so things balance out." 9> "No, but taking it *off* sure does." 8> "If I answer that question, then the terrorists have won." 7> "Okay, listen: What's important is that you not focus in a negative way on the comparison I am about to make." 6> "Not if you were travelling at the speed of light." 5> "Yes, but in my country obesity suggests prosperity." 4> "Let me jog around to your front and take a look." 3> "No, honey. But just to be safe, steer clear of one-legged sea captains." 2> "Whoa! A talking couch!!" and Topfive.com's Number 1 Poor Response to the Question "Does This Make Me Look Fat? 1> "May I consult the Iraqi Minister of Information before answering that?" _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Blahr 0 #2 August 12, 2003 Quote 4> "Let me jog around to your front and take a look." 2> "Whoa! A talking couch!!" The best ones on the list (in my opinion) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ScottishJohn 25 #3 August 12, 2003 You forgot ............................ No it's your fat that makes you look fat. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- If you think my attitude stinks you should smell my fingers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lazyfrog 0 #4 August 12, 2003 you're so fat there is an eclipse of the sun when you go out---------- Fumer tue, péter pue ------------- ourson #10, Mosquito Uno, CBT 579 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zennie 0 #5 August 12, 2003 Gang, there ain't no right answer to that question. Though I like the "no hablo ingles" dodge. - Z "Always be yourself... unless you suck." - Joss Whedon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiverRick 0 #6 August 13, 2003 Quoteyou're so fat there is an eclipse of the sun when you go out She's so fat that the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs. never pull low......unless you are Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nathaniel 0 #7 August 13, 2003 yo momma so fat when she jumps out a window she gets caught in the air yo momma so fat you could park a car in her shadowMy advice is to do what your parents did; get a job, sir. The bums will always lose. Do you hear me, Lebowski? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deuce 1 #8 August 13, 2003 Dude yo mama so fat she curves light. Yo mama so fat she has her own atmosphere. Yo mama so fat time slows down just above her skin. That's fat. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TitaniumLegs 8 #9 August 13, 2003 You so fat your belly button enters the room 2 minutes before you do. That actually applies to Steph right now, well the belly button part does, but not the fat. (>o|-< If you don't believe me, ask me. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
freeflir29 0 #10 August 13, 2003 Quote"Big time! That's why I'm sleeping with your best friend." That's my answer. "I dropped 30 lbs....." "Yeah...from your waist to your ass honey." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyIvan 0 #11 August 13, 2003 My answer: No honey, that is NOT MAKING YOU LOOK FAT...you ARE fat. __________________________________________ Blue Skies and May the Force be with you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites